Columbian Cornballer

To burn a sexual area of the body with hot oil, usually originating from a deep fryer.

Oh shit! Juan just got a Columbian Cornballer on his nuts at the fry station!

by Habaneroito May 31, 2016

Schrodinger's Cornball

A person who makes corny jokes and decides whether it was ironic or not based on the reactions of the people around them

Person 1: "Guys I'm gonna be BIG CHUNGUS for halloween"

Person 2: "bro you're so corny"

Person 1: "I was being ironic"

Person 3: "Schrodinger's cornball amirite?"

by escuato. October 8, 2025

Cornball

Zoe Lewis

The definition of Cornball is Zoe Lewis

by Pajdhcovhegdyivoxks September 30, 2022

Cornball phase

a segment of a person’s life where they’re just corny as hell cosntantly

“bro look at your old urban dictionary definitions

“that was my cornball phase im a changed man”

by TheEndDragon August 14, 2025

Cornball

Used to define someone, usually when they say something corny & cringe or act corny & cringe.

• People who use the "mogging" silver surfer image as their profile picture.

• People who make "blackpill" edits.

• People who shout "67!" constantly.
These are all examples of someone who is a "Cornball"

by lumatone August 31, 2025

cornball

a person with trite or cringe ideas also known as a "Fuized"

"hey guys look at this girl, I'm gonna ask her out tmr and she's gonna be my wife!!"

"You're such a fucking Cornball Fuized"

by noneofyourbusiness123456 September 30, 2023

Cornball

Someone who is extremely corny, gets absolutely no bitches and thinks they are the shit. In all reality theyre fuckin dweeb. Usually cornballs have basic names like Matt, Joe, Johnny.

Matt is a fuckin cornball

by Yourmomspussy March 19, 2024