Corekeeper

One who owns a core Xbox 360. often the user is in denial and will say it was given as a gift.

Person 1: Hey i got an xbox 360
Person 2: Cool, its a premium right?
Person 1: uhh, no
Person 2: Thats ok, hey just wondering can you save your games without that hard drive
Person 1: yea i have a memory card
Person 2: ok just dont trip over your wired controller
Person 1: Fuck You
Person 2: COREKEEPER!!!

by Chopperdave47 July 30, 2008

Corvette corvette

A dance from tiktok going b*tch “corvette corvette”

Bitchhhhhh corvette corvette

by Ash con May 20, 2021

corvette

A car designed to be a slow moving shit bucket that couldn't beat half the 4-dr cars on the road in the 50's,much less any real hot-rod.Later the engineers of the original shit bucket were taken out and shot,replaced with some more whores of satan who set out to create a 200 mph plastic penis prosthesis for old men and closet gay republicans "out cruising" for boys being pimped by NASCAR watching redneck stepdads who like to be called things like "Skeeter".Usually these pathetic excuses will waive the standard "son rammin fee" simply because the guy waving a few bucks at his trailer is in a Z06. He will exclaim at this point "OMGMAWMA!",as he jumps up his bean bag chair,throwing his mother/sister off his lap,"IT'S AFUCKINZ06!IT'S LIKE THE BUDWIESER OF CARS!I MIGHT BLOW THIS GUY MYSELF!".These old crones stood around at the golf course with the engineering team that made the neo-gen vettes, laughing about how much they have saved on their monthly child prostitution bills, the engineers decided that this was simply not enough. They could rebuild it, they could make it even worse!So they opened up an injection molding factory,got every single axle that the dana corporation was throwing out or using as shred stock for beer cans, they came up with a computer controlled fire hazard that barely moved and STILL can't beat my 41 chevy pickup that I built in my DRIVEWAY,and this is what you are now driving, shoulda dropped that 80g's on the ground and shit on it.

Every old slow driving, empty headed, old ass corvette owner that seems to gravitate toward Daytona Beach FL.

by 41roadstervetKILL October 28, 2010

crever

An elegant hybrid of clever and crafty (best when pronounced in a bad Chinese accent).

Girlfriend: God damn my pussy is sore, but I want to feel your hot load.
Boyfriend: Shit baby, just spit on it, we will have butt sex.
Girlfriend: Oh baby! You so crever!

by bedwell April 27, 2007

Corvette

Best american car out there, but gets owned by any german/british/italian sportsor supercars.

Guy 1: My corvette is better than your damn firebird.
Guy 2: Oh yeah?!
Guy 3: lol i just owned u in mah DB9!

by W35M4N July 15, 2007

Corvette

A half-ass car owned by almost 1 in every 3 people in America. The most overrated piece of shit Chevrolet makes. Has a V-8 so its owners think its sweet. Handling is shit, reliability over 50,000 miles is non-existant.

Your car can go fast in straight lines. Cool.

I actually like to drive, not go to the grocery store and see how many hondas I can burn that aren't even trying to race.

get a life, get a real car.

Unsuspecting Corvette Owner- "wow look at that pussy in that BMW"

BMW owner- "Hold on one second"
*smokes corvette with twin turboed Inline Six (stock)*

Corvette owner- "FUCK I'm so gay. Corvettes are so predictable. I wish I wouldn't have bought a car that you see every 5 minutes and can only go fast in straight lines. FUCK"

by Bavauto October 1, 2009

corvette

A popular V-8 sports car that will dominate most Japanese cars. By the way, Skylines cost so much because of importing them to the US. They're actual price is about 20-30 thousand.

That Corvette owns.

by dude June 17, 2004