capri-sun

Hands down the best-tasting, most addictive drink in the entire galaxy. I have yet to drink something more refreshing and just plain-old good tasting as a pouch of capri sun. All 20+ flavors kick your ass. All natural and no bullcrap. This is THE ONLY drink you will ever need. People bitch about the small pouches, well guess what dipshits, you have 2 options: A)Get another one or B) Buy the big pouches.

I drink capri-sun like smokers smoke ciggarettes, one pack a day.

by Crazy Joe Davola August 31, 2006

Ciprian

Ciprian is a tender loving immigrant who always knows how to make his collegues laugh. Likes to pretend he plays guitar, although no one has ever heard him play, we do like to believe he will someday become a great musician. Ciprian knows how to shake his booty very well, both cheecks actually have a mind of their own. He is generous and a very good listener espacially for the ladies. The Ciprian is concidered a "real" men, which is rare in our days.We can all count ourself lucky to have Ciprian in our life as he is a great friend, collegue and surely a great husband and father.

Ciprian always feed the hungry collegue

Ciprian will make you laugh until your abs hurt

by blossom1234 February 6, 2010

Conriss

Asian Attempt to say conscious. Meaning are you still awake.

Hey you, car driver. Are you conriss?

by JoBy June 15, 2004

Chevy Caprice

One of the original pimpmobiles. A large, rectangular car with cloth seats that resemble sofas. The 1989 white model is generally considered the ultimate Caprice.

If you drive a white 1989 Chevy Caprice, you're probably either a pimp, a mobster, or a senior citizen.

by Nick D October 2, 2003

Cipriano

Sexy hot man who is like amazing at everything and gets hella girls

Damn that guys is so awesome and sexy his name must be Cipriano

by Papinutted October 27, 2020

Capri Shirt

When a complete tool wears a shirt that's about 4 sizes too big and the sleeves are so long it appears he is wearing capris on his arms.

Hey, Joe is a medium but he wears a 2x, it looks like he has on a capri shirt man.

by imovecars89 September 2, 2011

Conpriperous

1. Someone who lives on the edge. 2. A person that is living a lifestyle constantly in danger.

Man 1: Dude, did you just see that guy?
Man 2: Who?
Man 1: That person that just jumped into that shark tank.
Man 2: Seriously!?
Man 1: Yeah, he's really conpriperous.

I just saw someone today, he was so conpriperous. He literally fought a bear without using his arms, only his legs.

by Swagmoney August 19, 2013