Spring constant

The state of weather during spring. Like when the weather is cold the spring constant is low...when its way too hot...the spring constant is high!!

Armando: "Dude, why is it so cold?? Its supposed to be Spring!!"
You: "Thats coz the Spring Constant is low!"

by pashawise April 18, 2010

Constantine

He awesome, Playful,
He’s a very good friend and sibling

But again sometimes fight with you

Very kind try not to get really mad because I have a Constantine brother and he gets really mad easily so Has Internet issues

Me-*pulls hair* trying to be annoying
Constantine- you are going to regret that * Kicks really hard*
Me- OWWW MOM!!!!!

Mom-*walks over* go to your room's NOW!!!!!

by Jjjjn April 11, 2020

consultant

A bullshit artist who is paid to provide ideas to managers, who then make the ideas appear to employees as if they were their own. Meanwhile, the consultant runs off to the the service of another client in order to avoid being around to take the blame when their obscurantist, superficial ideas are actually implemented.

Here's that douchebag consultant again who is going to give some quadrant diagram on mitigation strategies for $2k/day.

by not ted December 15, 2011

reality consultant

Someone who consults those who has strayed from reality and has lead themselves to believe that their fantasy have truly become their reality . These life gurus then in turn guide the vagrants of reality back to their sad existance of life with a slap dose of realism.

Cory needs to get a hold of a reality consultant as soon as possible. Have you seen his girlfriend?!

by buti4life December 30, 2011

man of constant sorrow

Song on O Brother, Where Art Thou?

I am the man of constant sorrow, Ive seen trouble on the brink.

by Traveling Bob July 30, 2006

Constantinople

Proper Name for a City on the Bosporus Straits between Europe and Asia. Under occupation by Muslim invaders for more than 600 years now. At the hands of these captives, it is and has been the site of racist anti-Christian Pogroms, Genocide, and government-sanctioned looting and destruction of property of any and all of the Christian churches there. Proper ownership of this city would either go to the Hellenic Republic (Greece), possibly Rossiya, the Russian Orthodox Church, or The Eastern (Greek) Orthodox Church. If the English and French were not dumbasses, Imperial Russia would have finished off the Ottoman dogs in the 17th or 18th Century, but leave it to those French Toads and English Twits to screw everything up. Wait to go England and France, if it wasn't for your selfish ends, you could have saved many Christians! How arbitrary is this, when the Greeks go for Independence, the English and the British assholes decide to help Russia achieve her ultimate goal of a free Christian eastern europe.

The proper name of the city located on the Bosporus Strait is Constantinople.

The only rightful owners of Constantinople are Christians.

by Mihail Alexsandrovich Toronov February 12, 2007

conslutant

1. n. Professional woman of questionable moral fiber who dresses in business provocative attire. Proficient in distracting male coworkers with innuendo and inappropriate comment.

2. n. That woman at the office holiday party most likely to karaoke "I Will Survive" topless with the mic in one hand, and a whiskey sour in the other.

3. n. The woman who somehow manages to climb the corporate ladder in spite of a lack of trade skills or ability through the administration of fellatio (and/or cunnilingus) to upper management.

Becky the lead partner at the Chigaco office into the restroom at the Halloween party last week. She's quite the conslutant.

by Cap July 1, 2004