Conscious of your Concoction

How to survive a frat party: Pay attention to what you're drinking.

Girl: "I'm so hungover and I can't remember anything from last night. What did I drink?"
Other Girl: "I think vodka, gin, Fireball, maybe Windex. Girl you gotta be more conscious of your concoction or you'll end up waking up in a Mexican jail."

by RCL37 May 26, 2014

Cockophony

The sound of two cocks smacking together.

"Last night during that three way, I heard a lot of cockophony."

by Jaezy Seas December 7, 2012

Concoodle

An idiot that does stupid actions for example people named Ashel or Najija etc

You concoodle How'd you fall for it

by Vainlyy August 31, 2022

Cockolate

What you have when chocolate is shaped in any body part, ex cock, pussy, tits, or ass

I have a lollipop in the shape of a penis, but no one wants to suck my cockolate pop

by Cockolate October 30, 2012

New Concord

Small town in Southeastern Ohio. Former home of John Glenn. Everybody forgot who he is. He never comes back. We still praise him. Home to Muskingum College. Another joke. But still a nice place to get drunk in though even though it is a dry town.

Hey lets go to New Concord!

by hmphbe December 9, 2010

Concord, North Carolina

Would be considered a "nice town" to outsiders. If you have the lovely chance to grow up there, you know it is the epicenter of fuckery. The town you never want to go back to after high school. It's like a game that's really fun the first few times, but then you want to burn it. Home of the highly overrated Concord Mills Mall. And maybe the most stupid school system in the US, CCS. High school drama and competition at its best. Everybody knows everybody. Plenty of rednecks to go around. A nice (or not) mix of the classes. A NASCAR town, home to Lowe's Motor Speedway. You may even see your favorite driver around. Northerners love moving here. "Welcome to the south, now go home". . We've given up forests for those bitches. For those neighborhoods full of so-close-a-fire-could-reach-every-one houses. Sweet tea and cherry lemon sun-drop are everyday needs (unless, of course, you're from the north). 30-45 minute drive to the city of Charlotte. Seems innocent but... it's the town you'll warn your kids about. If you don't have enough sense to do well in high school and get out of here, maybe you were just meant to stay.

Man, you still live in Concord, North Carolina? I'm sorry.

You moved to Concord, North Carolina from the north? What a surprise.

by justanotherbitch April 28, 2011

Cockopotamus

One who is so slutty that they are filled so full of cock that they become the size of a hippopotamus. Can apply to both male and female and is only to be used on the sluttiest of people.

Ashley is such a slut, she slept with the whole damn school, what a cockopotamus.

by Stonedasfuck159 December 5, 2009