conk

a derogatory word used to describe someone who is severely edgy and you cringe around them

That emo is a fucking conk

by SPMG February 16, 2018

Conk

The derogatory name for a conservative person.

Jack: Frank is such a conk. He is an avid Buah supporter.

Liz: yeah, he's a conk and a half.

by Quickfusion November 18, 2017

Conk

Nickname for Iowa Hawkeye “fanatics”. Typically bandwagon fans who will root for the Iowa State Cyclones if they have a better “program”. This is a politically correct form of the term Cock Fanatics, an additional nickname for Hawkeye fans.

Bryce is such a conk. He literally bought a Tyrese Halliburton jersey like he was a fan when he played for the Cyclones.

by zZoDiiiACx February 8, 2024

Conk

Adj., when something is fuckin conk as hell

Shit Bae, your ass in that dress is conk as fuck

by minene69_69 March 23, 2024

Conk

A conk is what ever you want it to be

Want it to be the most disgusting things humanity has ever heard of? You can say it
Want it to be the kindest thing ever? Do it then, no ones stopping you.

example 1: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CONK, IT WASN'T MY FAULT HE LET ME TAKE PICTURES OF HIS DAUGHTER
example 2: Thank you, you conk. I really appreciate you being here.

by Adolf 'Osama' Bin Stalin January 28, 2023

Conk

A term meaning " Cunt " but in a politer more northan way

" Strözz your a fucking CONK "

by Jack-Lee June 4, 2021

Conk

a stupid person in which they can't do anything right.

Me: Ahh that William kid, he's a right conk.
Archie: Yh G, shall I bang him out, you get me blud innit? He thinks he's a right roadman, cheffing up bare mans.

by BareRoadmanUGetMe September 4, 2019