Conk

Nickname for Iowa Hawkeye “fanatics”. Typically bandwagon fans who will root for the Iowa State Cyclones if they have a better “program”. This is a politically correct form of the term Cock Fanatics, an additional nickname for Hawkeye fans.

Bryce is such a conk. He literally bought a Tyrese Halliburton jersey like he was a fan when he played for the Cyclones.

by zZoDiiiACx February 8, 2024

Conk

The derogatory name for a conservative person.

Jack: Frank is such a conk. He is an avid Buah supporter.

Liz: yeah, he's a conk and a half.

by Quickfusion November 18, 2017

Conk

Conk is the combination of cunt, cock, and cuck. The definition is a intersex person who likes to watch their partner get fucked.

Weinstein is a real fucking conk!

by Yaboigayrat February 28, 2020

Conk thirster

Someone who really wants to suck conk, a penis

Someone who really wants to get down on their knees lift up a skirt and shove some schmeat down their food shoot.

When they saw how big the femboy's conk was they became a Conk thirster

by Anarchon March 16, 2021

Conk

Someone who is stupid or and idiot.

"Matthew is a Conk", said Zoe

by Jaeden Martell January 9, 2021

Conk blindness

The inability to see the conk..aka controller.

She couldn't see the controller that was right beside her because she had conk blindness

by Sweet tits 44310 March 10, 2019

Conk

The act of going to sleep so hard that you will be completely unresponsive and knocked out.

"I'm literally about to conk, it's 4:23 A.M. and I'm so tired."

by Xarcov November 23, 2023