cynical correctness

To find tenuous and contrived reasons to be offended by statements or actions of others.

Example: "He didn't use a gender neutral term, so he is both sexist and transphobic" when really he is just bad at grammar. The person who said this was preaching cynical correctness

by Cynical correctness May 1, 2020

dot comical

Funny, humorous, laughable, hilarious; as it pertains to any online experience.

Finding the humor in an interesting entry on urbandictionary.com; "That word is dot comical!"
"War stories" from your membership in any online dating websites, so ridiculous that all you can do is laugh; i.e. "My love life is dotcomical!"

by Annie Hernandez May 29, 2008

cynical

grumble grumble grumble waahh wahhh everything's got all these shit problems QQ grumble grumble waaahhhh QQ

Dude, you're too cynical.

Fuck the police.

by Magic Todd December 24, 2007

Neo-Cynical

a) Neo-cynical refers to a person that is cynical for the purposes of novelty or irony to create the illusion one is intelligent and/or above the norm; societal separation. b) Condescension by means of acting like a dicknose and dropping word bombs.

This forum fag is putting on a show by hating on every post. He's just another neo-cynical clown that wants to look cool.

by BlankGeneration May 31, 2013

cynical

fuckin kick ass band from canada

www.cynicalband.tk

Go to www.cynicalband.tk

by Fuck me April 16, 2004

conikal

An upper middle class CS player who participated in various comps.

wau c0n!KaL**

by Eric April 13, 2004

cynical

a very very sexy word. sometimes used to describe a good looking boy or girl.

J: wow did you just see her walk by?
S: damn, talk about a cynical girl.

by ladyantebellum December 25, 2009