Conrad weiser

Shit school with shittier people, main goal is to act like a Celebrity in this school and then do nothing when they graduate. 90% of the students fiend juul pods and the other 10% lie about never vaping

Juul enjoyer: hey I got this new pod it’s great
Conrad weiser student: lemme hit it *one hits entire pod until it’s burnt*
Juul enjoyer: “oh you must be from Conrad weiser”

by Not a juul fiend December 7, 2021

Lauren Conrad

T.V. reality star, and fashion designer. Most famous for reality television hits Laguna Beach and The Hills. Likes fugly guys. Most people who become famous usually start dating hotter people, but not her, she seems to be going for uglier and uglier guys as she becomes more well known.

Google Lauren Conrad, Jason Wahler, Kyle Howard, and Derek Hough.

by closeyurlegsperusmellslikefish October 25, 2011

conrad the sailor

conrad the sailor is conors secret identity, its true you can see it on the posts down by the river!!!! anyway he sails on a boat haunted by an unfriendly ghost.

mum, im just going sailing
who with????
Conrad the sailor!!!!!!

by Rwolbic May 3, 2005

Conrad

Someone you meet at the wrong time in your life. When you are with this person you are happy and in love and it feels like nothing else in the world matters. This person will make you feel beautiful and loved, but the only down side is that they can't stand to be alone.
So if you are gone or can't be around them they start to flirt with others and eventually leave you for them.
Making you think that if you met them at a different time in your life, things could of actually ended up better, but no matter what he will hurt you.

He is handsome, smart, funny, intelligent, optimistic, full of wisdom, mysterious, loving, but so damn clueless, selfish, and full of themselves.

Yes a Conrad hurt me, don't make them same mistake....

He's so dreamy, but he hurt me. He's such a Conrad.

by TennesseePiggie05092016 May 28, 2018

Conrad M

someone who looks elderly and shops at Kids'R Us to try and look muscular. He is a brazilian bastard and all he thinks about is getting buff and big. He gets no grls and gets kicked out of class everyday cuz hes annoying as fuck. Nobody likes him and he wears the same shit to school every day. He's a bitch.People call him Cum-rag to get him mad.

I will never want to be friends with Conrad(Cum-Rag)
I Hate Cum-Rag

by Kyle Hussy March 2, 2005

Conrad Time

used to explain those who are routinely late to everything due to their differing sense of time

Ugh, he's late again! Of course, he's on Conrad Time

by Sugar1524 May 18, 2010

Conradicism

The act of being autistic and depressed

My son is having conradicism and i am really worried

by Alteriar17 August 18, 2019