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Confusion Boner

1) When a situation or scenario creates a state of arousal contrary to the normal tendencies of the one becoming aroused, thus also creating a situation of sexual confusion.

2) When something that should not be considered arousing actually creates arousal.

3) When one is not sure if something is sexually appealing or not.
Is this sexy? Because it's giving me a total confusion boner right now...
by thatthingoverthere June 5, 2011
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mass confusion

Father's Day in the ghetto.

LBJ's "War on Poverty" was a $5,000,000,000,000.00 boondoggle that destroys black families to this very day.
Maury: "In our seemingly endless series on mass confusion, Boomsheeka 'Miss Thang' Chickenheader is about to find out the results of her 87th paternity test."

Boomsheeka: "This is gonna be the one Maury; I am sure this time. D'tronne is definitely the father."

Maury: (thinking to himself that he needs to get a REAL job) "D'tronne... is NOT the father!"

Boomsheeka: "Aiiiyeeeee!" (runs backsatge and slides down wall)
by One Stark Reality May 17, 2008
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Confushook

When your confused and shook AT THE SAME TIME!
“Ke is my moms car key”
“I is confushook”
I’m so confushook right about now”
by Heyitsmeeeee August 8, 2018
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Dazed and Confused

Mitch's mom: "Have you been drinking?"
Mitch: "No."
Mitch's mom: "Are you drunk?"
Mitch: "Pfft."

-Dazed and Confused
by Barky Funeral March 1, 2009
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Dazed and Confused

Preety Much THE best movie ever made.
Dude..Dazed and Confused Rules!!!
by BiaBiaBONG August 28, 2005
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confused

what
by neala December 6, 2002
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Confussled

A sense of total confusion. When your are both confused and muddled by a situation, like when there is alot going on around you and its hard to concentrate or know where to go and what to do.
Trying to find my way around my new school totally confussled me coz i didnt know where anything was and people were telling me so many different things.
by Blue Birdie September 18, 2008
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