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Conan Exiles 

The game where no matter where you go, something is going to try to pin you to a corner and rapidly force their combo onto you until you die and uninstall the game.
Me: *Joins a PvE server in Conan Exiles*
*a hoard of goats and a pack of wolves join together to kill me*
Me: "fuck this game"
*Uninstalls*

Conan Gray 

a perfect amazing boy who can dance and sing and paint and i will marry hkm
friend: can you stop talking about Conan Gray

Me: stfu no wh0re
Conan Gray by ihatebroccoli March 6, 2021
v.

To be fired at the top of your career.

also:

To be pushed aside by a man with a big chin.
I feel bad for Jimmy, he brought in so much more for the company and still got conan'd.
conan'd by yaopue January 18, 2010

conan o'brien 

Absolutely, without a doubt, the funniest person who ever walked this earth. 2.) Damn he's funny!!! Way funnier than Jay Leno or any other host out there!!! 3.) 6'4, redhead, white, catholic, irish, extremely hot!!!
Conan: "Tonight we have a great show and therefore it must be talked about..."
Audience: (Silence)
Conan: "OKAY!! That freaked everyone out!"
Audience: (laughter)
Conan O'brien rocked by pants off last night!!
conan o'brien by AnimalLover October 5, 2005

Conan O'Brien 

an optimistic late night talk-show host
Conan: "We have a great show tonight. I don't think I've ever mentioned that before."
audience: laugh
Conan: "Seriously, we do..."
audience: laugh again
Conan O'Brien by uglyron August 7, 2003

Conan O'Brien 

Hands down, the funniest person to exist. Has an uncanny resemblance to the president of Finland. No, I didn't know they had a president either.
Conan O'Brien always makes me laugh. He could just blink and I'd probably roll on the floor laughing.
Conan O'Brien by Jorge Regula December 28, 2005