concrete enema

The art of closing Urban Dictionary and forgetting to have searched up "concrete enema"

Guy 1: "Richard and i searched concrete enema yesterday, while stoned"
Guy 2: "what does it say?"
Guy 1: "what does what say?"
Guy 2: "what?"

by MogorTheOgre January 7, 2017

Concrete Killer

The act of doing a girl doggy style then killing her with a block of concrete right before cuming.

JP was with this ho then gave her the Concrete Killer then we never saw her again.

by Zane Jensen January 29, 2009

concrete native

A concrete native is a pure bred native. It is used as a comeback amongst natives and alaskan alike. It is a permanent native.

white person- " hey man did you see that mexican down at the brown jug?"

other white person-" oh no man, that wasn't a mexican, that was a concrete native!"

other example:

native- " hey quit camping with the pipe cracker"

kracker- " shut up you damn concrete native!"

by patcabby January 15, 2011

Concrete Shit Mixer

To hold a shit in all day, forcing the stomach to roll it in a tightly packed cinder block and having to force it out with a jack hammer.

Christian, I have to shit so bad but I think I can hold it in until I get off work.

You better not Nick, because you'll be stopped like a concrete shit mixer!!

by DeezzzzzzNuts January 9, 2015

concrete pumper

The act of overcoming constipation.

I ate way to much cheese a few days back, but after an especially challenging concrete pumper, I feel much better now.

by mr. pickles February 6, 2015

concrete cast on

A "concrete cast on" is another term used to describe a hard penis, BUT can only be used whilst traveling in a motor vehicle (or public transport of any sort).
It is most commonly used after someone has woken up from a short but tasteful nap, where an erection was not expected, or planned.

GUY 1: *asleep*
GUY 2: wake up dude, we've arrived at our destination
GUY 1: *wakes up* oh man I've got a raging concrete cast on right now!!

by jacky boy23 October 25, 2015

concrete status

When your d is so hard for it

Bae, I'm concrete status.. I can't go in the barn like this... It's like a productionon line.

by Xoxoittybittytitty December 16, 2015