Blumpkin-con-munch

Getting a blowjob whilst taking a shit whilst eating a pizza

Franchise: That Tal bitch gave me a blumpkin-con-munch

Prime Time: Watch yo conduct yung nugga

by Terion December 15, 2013

BLACK ASS CON

The award given to GEORGE FLOYD'S family for raising a CAREER CRIMINAL. They are singing why don't you GROOVE ME after all they called GEORGE ,THE KING , or for respect KING FLOYD.

Now SHANTI all you have to do is raise a BLACK ASS CON to clean up LITTLE BANK take BIG BANK.

by SHITEATING RIMJOB March 31, 2021

Dis Con

what cops say you did wrong when they lock you up for no reason*








*in reality, dis con (short for disorderly conduct) is (in just about every state) a penal law criminal violation which can be used to legally arrest someone.

sub-sections of dis con include:
threatening/violent behavior, profane/offensive language, obstructing traffic, failure to disperse, and more (depending on what state you live in)

by Flipyoutoo August 17, 2008

Con College

A school for Convicts. In other words: jail, clink, slammer, etc.

A term made popular by the character Jim Leahy on Trailer Park Boys.

Leahy: "Have fun in Con College, Ricky!"

Ricky: "F*ck you, Leahy."

by Time4SumAksion November 30, 2004

ret con

Short for "retroactive continuity". When an author, usually of a long running series, decides to reframe some past event for the sake of the current story.

Like deciding in Spider-Man 3 that Sandman actually killed Peter Parker's Uncle back in Spider-Man 1.

The ret con backstory for Spike in Buffy was awesome. But trying to ret con Flint Marko into Spider-Man's origin is retarded.

by JayDub CA June 30, 2009

Arroz con Culo

Puerto Rican expression meaning a huge mess or mixup.
Literally, it means, rice with ass. So naturally, since Puerto Ricans love rice, adding ass would really mess things up.

Muchacho, cuando ella lo pillo mirando la culona, se formo un arroz con culo.
Dude, when she caught him staring at that chick with the big ass, the situation became a huge mess.

by Otoniel January 7, 2005

Davy Hamilton con queso

To eat a girl out while she is taking a shit, while she eats chips and queso out of a sombrero on your head. Chips are on the rim and queso dip on the top of the sombrero

Lisa just enjoyed a Davy Hamilton con queso

by Huw Gwang September 25, 2009