Su-Con

Su-Con was a convention held in Suganda to raise awareness about BOFA (Biologically Offset Farkwonian Asintits). Because it was held in Suganda, the Sugandeeze became enraged and spread it to the members at the convention. This is how Biologically Offset Farkwonian Asintits (BOFA) began to spread to other parts of the world. PewDiePie, a popular YouTuber was at this convention and was one of the only attendants to make it out unscathed. The Su-Con was soon forgotten, BOFA was nowhere near done. Four years later in 2018, BOFA began to resurface, killing Ninja, Jacksepticeye, PewDiePie, Markplier, JonTron, and even my dearest friend Bob. Nobody knows how BOFA resurfaced. But the world may never be the same

guy 1: Hey, did you go to Su-Con
guy 2: no, what's that?
guy 1: Su-Con my dick

by YourBOFADictionary September 06, 2018

Scented Cons

A game on ROBLOX where ages 6 - 60 go to have e-sex. Typically gets banned after about an hour and usually has a Discord server dedicated to uploading these games. Includes avatar modifiers which add male/female genitalia as well as an animation GUI. Short for Scented Condos, and is interchangeable with "Cons Scented", which is a play-on of "Consented". These games usually have a program which disables the chat filter.

Typical conversation in a Scented Cons game:

6-Year-Old: abc if u wanna have Sex
53-Year-Old: abc

mom: what are you doing???
6-Year-Old: playing roblox
mom: get off that game right now
53-year-old: oh yeah harder
mom: what is that person saying????
6-year-old: nothing
mom: *breaks laptop and beats 6-year-old*

by JewJew's Bizarre Gas Chamber May 20, 2020

Con noncon

Consensual non-consensual. Typically used in BDSM scenarios, rape roleplay that is pre-discussed by two consenting individuals

Joe: Hey Betsy, wanna try con noncon?

Betsy: Yeah! Get on the bed bitch.

Joe: No!

Betsy: *Fucls Joe*

by thepersoninyourcloset July 01, 2015

long con

A con-job that requires a certain amount of effort and as a namesake, is usually in it for the long haul. Gaining someone's trust for a number of months and then when the stake is in your court and you have their complete trust--taking advantage of it. Usually denotes relationship status or high-level business partnerships.

'The senior manager was in it for the long con. 3 years to nab 8.3 million dollars.'

by An observant human being, June 22, 2015

Saw con

An event held annually attended by Sugondese people who have a rare disease, Ligma and others who want to support them

Candice: I think I'll go to Saw Con this year
Mike: Maybe I'll go to, my aunt was just diagnosed with Ligma
Candice: Great! I'll ask, Yuri, Phil, Mike and Joe!

by JaceTheFryingPan December 19, 2021

Saw con

A type of disease that largely effects people who have also had exposure to ligma. Or know someone who has.

Person1: hey bro what's ligma

Person2: ligma fuckin balls

Person1: oh shit bro you got me

Person1: so are you going to saw con

Person2: what's saw con

Person1: SAW CON MY BALLS LMAO 😂😂

by Ydckx July 26, 2018

con autist

A person who publicly identifies as autistic, especially on social media, because it is trendy to wear an identity crisis like a badge of honor. Con autists typically suffer from hypochondria and conceal ulterior motives.

Spike: Have you noticed all these Instagram influencers talking about being autistic nowadays? There are ADHD and even schizophrenia influencers, too. Whose bright idea was it to market personality types as legitimate mental illnesses?
Jet: Yeah, you know the pharmaceutical industry makes a fortune daily by convincing people that they're crazy. Classic con artists.
Spike: More like con autists...
Jet: It's a sign of the times!

by Aethertigris March 25, 2023