completely irrelevant

I don't give a shit.

This is completely irrelevant to the case, so I don't give a shit.

by Malangus June 7, 2016

complete stranger

The act of masturbating with both numb hand and penis, giving the effect of watching someone else masturbate.
The logical graduation from a reverse stranger

I was bored on sunday. So after a few drinks, i gave myself a complete stranger. Mate, it is like free gay porn.

by marcus_schmarcus June 21, 2006

Complete mistake

Tori Gregory

She likes oral.

You dated Tori, you admitted dating Tori, and you didn't REGRET ADMITTING you dated Tori. She is a complete mistake.

by Da Brit July 15, 2004

Complete bollocks

Complete bollocks when somebody is chatting complete bollocks it means they are chatting rubbish chatting shit talking nonsense what they are saying has no substance to it and should be

Bobby: I'm the hardest bloke in the world nobody can take me.

Fred: I don't think so mate I think you're chatting complete bollocks remember you got knocked out that short skinny looking bloke last week for grabbing up his Mrs.

by Really long words February 2, 2022

complete bro

A complete bro is a stud at lacrosse and puts a fellow bro in front of everything. A complete bro is usually shady and shoots ketamine

These following people are complete bros :
Michael colpack

Cole Vollmer

Carson raney

by Complete bro April 22, 2016

complete ownage

n. When one is completely submissive (ie, the "biotch") to another during a conflict

Lin exhibited complete ownage over Joe the other day with a bombardment of pillows. Joe went home feeling less of a man.

by Trey P. September 22, 2008

Complete Stranger

When you and your partner are holding hands and then proceed to jerk your dick off but without letting go of eachother's hand. For example if you're right handed and your left hand is holding on to your partner's right hand, open the palms up with your fingers still interlocked with each other and then place the hands around your penis and proceed to jerk yourself off.

Last night my girl was trying to be cute by holding hands in bed, before she knew it she was giving me a complete stranger.

by StrawHat323 October 4, 2018