blow your load on the commode

To masturbate to fruition whilst taking a shit.

"The bus will be here in five minutes, looks like you'll have to blow your load on the commode, Billy!" mother shouted up the stairs.

by C. H. Diddlemebum October 16, 2007

commoodle

Community + doodle

A doodle done by people in a group (be it at work or school). Begat by Andy the neologian etymologist.

Alternate spelling: commudle

Hey peeps, let's do a commoodle in our spare time.

by schoppairut April 21, 2010

Commode Polio

When you sit on the commode too long and your ass and/or legs go to sleep.

I've been sitting here for 45 minutes waiting on this monster turd, now I have a raging case of commode polio.

by firerescue127 August 29, 2010

Commode choker

a fat lady, a bit beyond being chubby.

did you see that commode choker jake's with tonight?

she wasn't thick she was a commode choker

by DJ JAKE da snake October 16, 2008

commode code

Also an EMS slang term for heart problems caused by straining on the commode.

When the vagus nerve which is attached to the brain stem and stomach is squeezed hard enough by straining to potty, it may send a person into cardiac distress with a much slowed heart rate, sweating, nausia and vomiting. This happens mostly with the elderly, thus the reason it is refered to as "commode code".

by Jennings Ford April 19, 2006

commode code

an EMS term for when one is found dead sitting on the commode.

We responded to a heart attack yesterday, but upon arrival we called the coroner for a commode code.

by OceanSpawned August 21, 2005

commodo dragon

when you grab the back of a girls head and hold it down while geting oral sex so that your load comes out of her nose.

you may or may not lose your freindship with the girl depending on how drunk or freaky she is.

stephanie was so pissed when i gave her the commodo dragon she hasnt talked to me for weeks

by macten10 December 21, 2009