Commitment Sex

When neither person in a relationship (boyfriend, girlfriend, etm.) wants to engage in sexual intercourse, but thinks the other wants "it".

commitment sex sucks

by LATNIO-POWER June 6, 2011

The 11th Commandment

Thou shalt not get caught.

"Most people know of the 10 Commandments, but very few people know of the 11th commandment."

by Your Boy 19045 June 27, 2016

the Commitments

Popular early 90s movie about a group of people from Dublin who start a band and experience some relief from their mundane and sometimes dismal lives. This movie had a very popular soundtrack.

Last night I watched the Commitments. It was full of Irish sterotypes but entertaining nonetheless.

by sylvy September 24, 2006

commitment

Something women tend to try say they want, but when they commit to you and you are married and have money, they dump you like you're a dumbshit. (See whoring bitches)

That woman tried to make a commitment but only lied to steal my money and house!

by Nitemare January 18, 2003

COMMITMENT ISSUES

ANYONE CALLED CENTRAL CEE HAS COMMITMENT ISSUES BUT HES TRYING HIS BEST TO FIX IT FOR YOU

I got commitment issues but I’m tryna fix that for you if I can’t afford that bag that you want then I will fix it for you

by ATHEGOAT May 16, 2021

broke as the ten commandments

Having no available cash to spend

Tom: 'hey bro, you got any cash?'
Mike: 'no cat, I'm broke as the ten commandments.'

by Woody Thomas July 28, 2008

Tool Commandments

The beliefs of Toolism.
I- Females are the master sex.
II- Blind-loyalty to all females.
III- Offerings must be made to females lately.
IV- Study guides WILL be given during all tests or quizzes to females.
V- iPhone will given to females at least 3 hours daily.
VI- All who disagree will be called ridiculous/immature and be punished.
VII- All who rebel will be expelled from the Tool Shed.
VIII- nonbelievers must be converted and a female friend will be rewarded for
one hour minimum.
IX- You shall not cover your neighbor's tool.
X- You shall not use the name of the lord your owner in vain.
All people who follow these commandments will be awarded the golden screwdriver of
the year award.

If I follow the Tool Commandments girls may like me and be my friend.

by The Tool Master March 27, 2009