Columbian Bulldozer

In sex, ramming someone so hard that their tailbone breaks

John: Yo I fucked Lucy so hard. I gave her a Columbian Bulldozer
Andrew: Damn, is she in the hospital?

by Captain Fluffy December 15, 2016

columbian hello

A Colombian Hello is when you probe her anus in a plunging motion with a finger at the start foreplay.

Also a proper greeting in an elevator of a hotel and or performed in a Janitors closet.

Hey Mike did you give Sally the Colombian Hello?

You know I did! I Plunged my finger In her anus, knuckle deep bro! Columbian Hello

by FredoFilth February 2, 2018

columbian shaved ice

When a male cums onto a platter and then freezes it for no more than 1.37 hours. Remove from freezer, grind it up by smashing your cock against the platter until fine crystal structures have been obtained. Then proceed to form a line of the crystallized crushed cum on the male’s cock, to which the female snorts the crystallized crushed cum, using any kind of Columbian paper currency.

Yo my girl wanted some cocaine but I was all out so I gave her some columbian shaved ice

by Kobe James Big Chungus March 2, 2019

Columbian oven

Raise your partners ass straight in the air. Deposit a half gram of cocaine onto your partners asshole, get your partner to fart creating a cocaine cloud while the recipient inhales the cloud

That columbian oven gave me pink eye

by John coxtostin September 4, 2020

British Columbia

The best Canadian province that sits north of the best US state.

The part of Canada I will likely move to since the US has gone down the shitter.

1: Hey where are you going?
2: British Columbia.
1: Why?
2: Because retarded Republinazi's made America a horrible country that I can no longer tolerate.

by Spectacular December 25, 2007

University of British Columbia

The University of British Columbia, A.K.A. UBC, is perhaps in many terms the second best university in Canada. It is located in, of course, British Columbia.
Visit the website: www.ubc.ca

I plan to go to UBC. (The University of British Columbia.)

by Julie.t. December 30, 2008

columbian marching powder

cocaine, white powder

feel like shit too much of the columbian marching poeder last night

by col January 22, 2005