bronze colleen

the act of having a female take a big nasty shit on your chest. Once the dirty dump has been excreted upon your chest, the girl must push the shit up to your face and into your mouth with her tongue alone. The dirty colleen has rarely been done but is highly pleasurable to both you and the girl.

Leo: "Ah dude, that chick looks so hot, i bet she is a freak in the bed!"

Angus: "Yeah dude she totally is, the other night my friend had sex with her and afterwards, she gave him a bronze colleen!"

Leo: "No way man! This girl is perfect!"

by txagwader09 October 27, 2010

Colleener The Weiner Cleaner

This broad enjoys beer bottles more than men. She will dance The Jerk with her bottle when a hot 1980's tune starts playing - something like "Losing My Religion." This long-legged freak of nature will catch the eye of a handsome stranger, set down a nice, tall brewski on the bar and then start deep-throating that mother fucker - the bottle, not the dude. Dude's girlfriend smacks him upside the head for staring. His buddy wants some action so he swiftly walks over and asks the Weiner Cleaner to dance to some thumpin' Tone Loc.

Dude: "Hey baby, nice action on the beer bottle. Wanna dance?"

Colleener The Weiner Cleaner: "I'd rather dance with my beer bottle all night. Besides, you need to ask my girlfriend for permission."

by LouWho2 June 15, 2011

Colleague

Refers to a person incapable of functioning as a normal Human being in social, or almost any situation.

1 - "Ohhhh Jules you could have farted before we got into the Taxi " exclaimed Liam "wind the window down"
"Oh bro they are broken," sniggered Jules.
"Shit your a colleague," Liam choked narrowly avoiding the urge to Spew.

2 - Jules you Colleague, you tramped sewage all through the house learn to wipe your feet!

3 - Jules you colleague, you cant drink a beer through your penis, get it outta cup!

by K-grindman October 1, 2009

collen morse

one whom loves to make vaginal farts and likes to get fingered by old mexicans with dirty hands.

damn that biatch is prolly colleen morse

by megan February 6, 2005

Callean

- long and blond hair
- giant calves
- a pussy magnet
- stoner
-retarded
-funny
-raging alcoholic
- looks like shaggy from Scooby Doo

"Look at his sexy, giant calves, he is such a Callean ! " -hot girl
"If a person smokes a ton, is retarded, but also funny as hell at the same time, you can call him a Callean ! "- First Grade Teacher

by Snaggy Shaggy March 10, 2017

colleah

Colleah is a goat. No one is flyer than Colleah. She is very beautiful & loves hard.

" You the goat like Colleah "

by Mr.Perkins July 16, 2017

Colleah

Colleah is goat. She go hard in the paint. No one was with her shooting in the gym. She never stop grinding. Colleah is unique.

" I wanna be a goat like Colleah mom.

by Mr.Perkins July 16, 2017