coles

To be the most ill dude alive.

Dude, nice try but you'll never be as cool as coles.

by c-izzile January 16, 2008

colostomy

Ostomy is a surgical procedure used to create an opening for urine and feces to be released from the body. Colostomy refers to a surgical procedure where a portion of the large intestine is brought through the abdominal wall to carry stool out of the body.

After getting shived in prison, Charles had to have a colostomy to rest and heal his injured colon. Little did he know he'd be getting raped in the side by phily side car aficionados.

by uptodate June 16, 2008

colostohe

A guy who shits in a colostomy bag.

Look at ol' funky ass colostohe over there. Wonder if his bag is full?

by George Pooney April 1, 2008

colester-roll

a type of tasty manwich that consists of two pieces of bread (a bread roll) crammed with the finest heart attack inducing, fat dripping, fried goodness that only a true man could survive the consumption of!

man A - what you got there?
man B - a colester-roll!
man A - ?
man B - half a big mac, bacon, sausage, egg, butter bit of pork pie and and the end of a sausage role all deep fat fried and served in a roll

by wrad November 2, 2010

colossal fuckup

basically when you had fucked up but to a much great extent.

Person 1: Dude my dog shitted all over the neighbor's yard
Person 2: now that's a colossal fuckup

by KarateMachinery August 16, 2018

collosseum night night

When you drink a few $5 bottles of wine at a festival in Rome and wake up hours after it’s over in a porta potty. Now you are drunk and lost

*5 am door bell rings
Brad: what happened?! We lost you at the front of the stage

Matt: buddy! I woke up in a porta potty at the festival and there wasn’t anyone around!!
Brad: you mean the Collosseum night night?

by Peacock matt August 27, 2018

Colossal Cock Energy

The biggest and dickiest of big dick energies.

Timothy: wow look at Pablo Escobar

Barbara: what about him

Timothy; he has Colossal Cock Energy

by Jesuisjeffjeff January 13, 2020