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Dan Cohen

When two males are wrestling and one pins the other with both biceps under their knees, and then proceeds to ball slap the pinned man in the face several times.
Bro 1: Yo I totally Dan Cohened Steve last night
Bro 2: nice.
by Puns on buns May 17, 2015
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Cohen assurance

An assurance, guarantee or promise that is only good for a period; it cannot be relied upon 100% because the guarantor will renege on their promise(s) in the face of severe trials (or heat).
Ray: But, he assured me he won't tell on me. That's why I'm shocked he did!

Jay: Wise up dude, that was obviously just a Cohen assurance!
by m-fun February 10, 2019
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Cohens a midget

The shortest boy you’ll ever see
Cohens a midget!!
by A sink December 12, 2019
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Dan Cohen

The sexiest jew in the world who attends church 24/7 and loves licking toes and sucking dildos
by Daddeeee65 September 24, 2019
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Josh Cohen

Thinks he’s all bad by talking like a roadman, pu den mumz when actually he is just jewish and don’t have a forskin
Don’t look there’s a bunch of josh cohens over there
by Joshcohenisanitty April 13, 2020
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cohen park

anyone named cohen park is a waste of space and is a disgusting human being. cohens often try to make girls feel horrible about theirselves and hate girls for no reason.
by the truth about them May 22, 2020
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Cohen’s dick

Very small about half and inch and about a centimeter wide but don’t underestimate his centimeter defeater
Cohen’s dick is very tiny
by Crockpot5679 March 11, 2022
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