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Cockroach King

A song from the 2013 album "The Mountain" by British progressive metal band Haken.
The song is the most popular song in their discography and is considered by many to be their best.
"The Cockroach King sits on his throne, with a Midas Touch and a heart of stone."
by Pastek December 11, 2019
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Cockroaching

(V). The act of engaging in coitus with your partner by finding the most tender spot on your partners body and drilling a hole in it. Then proceed to insert your penis into the open wound.
Hey bro me and my girl tried cockroaching last night. It got messy, but 10/10 would recommend!
by TheAllSeeingThirdEye May 9, 2017
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cockroach

Wow, here's one of these slimy french cockroaches invading the sewers in Washington!
by Dubya February 25, 2005
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Cockroach Effect

General public coming out for recreational activity when the weather is only warm and sunny.

This phenomena usually occurs early spring in climates where cold winters occur. ie Northern USA and Canada.
Active people such as serious runners/triathletes/cyclist are not part of the effect due to the fact that they are usually serious about their cause and cold weather does not affect them.

99% of all other people that go for walks, bike rides, and runs to get fit from all the fat they gained over the winter, but only, when the temperature rises above 32F/0C with he sun shining and no wind are part of the cockroach effect. As soon as the sun the goes behind the cloud or the wind picks up they scatter back in their homes to eat and sleep and shit. (Like a cockroach) and wait for another super perfect nice sunny day to continue their non-existent goal to fitness.

If you go for walks, runs, bike ride, play sports (to name a few activities) only when the weather is perfect. Your part of the cockroach effect...

If you go to the gym, or stop being active in the winter...Your part of the cockroach effect...

If you decide to become fit and go for a run when the sun is only shining and you haven't run since high-school thinking you will be skinny and fit, but quit, as soon as the temperature drops or even before that... Your part of the cockroach effect...

At this point you should kill your self.
Hey Daniel, I've been riding my mountain bike all winter. Wanted to go today but is a really sunny day and the trails will packed with people who haven't been outdoors since last summer.

I hear you bud, I hate the cockroach effect.
by Downfallofsociety March 17, 2013
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cyber cockroach

those people that exist for facebook and how many
friends they have. Once you get them they just don't go
away and they multiply
I let so and so be my friend, now I have 150 more
cyber cockroaches on my list!
by Bird dog man January 18, 2010
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Cockroach man

Cockroach man/girl and his/her pals silverfish man/girl, termite man/girl, and flyman/girl infest a building until bad guys either call an exterminator or get caught, but they also do the same thing to the good guys.
Good guys- Fuck cockroach man, why did you have to show up here today?
by Solid Mantis June 6, 2019
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Cockroach

cockroach - if i die... you will die with me
*drags you under the bed*
by I am the KIWI May 9, 2020
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