cockmouth

When a person opens their mouth wide while playing a sport.

Carolina had a cockmouth when she dunked the ball.

by chitownluv35 August 27, 2008

cockhustler

when someone likes semen in their butt, and enjoys saying words like MURRRRRRRRRRRR

I should just smack that cockhustler with my shaft, and see him die right before my eyes.

by mr.hunk June 3, 2003

cockmonster

A person or thing who can consume penis type objects at higher rates than cockpeasants.

Frank is a cockmonster look at that fat fucker eat!

by Amanada G. thats right Amanda G! January 29, 2003

cockmouther

Someone who is keen on mouthing cocks. He or she who is self proclaimed or even suspected of enjoying a penis in the mouth or even on the lips with only a threat of oral entry.

Sara: Yeah I think he was ready to give up on me until he found out I was a cockmouther. Hey pal get your fucking calogne selling ass off my fucking property you fucking cockmouther mother fucker!!!!!

by The Blind Inventor March 7, 2008

Cockmouthpoopslide

When someone vomits shite out there mouth because of upsidedown colon

i cockmouthpoopslided all over my car as i was driving

by dean reeves July 7, 2008

Cockmouth

One experiences cockmouth when they are near or around a guy (or guys) and want to impress them with either their bullshit lies or actual awesome stories. Either way, when you are being a cockmouth, you just sound like a bragging bitch. A tell tale sign that you are suffering from cockmouth is when the people around you cannot stop rolling their eyes.

Julia: Yeah, Brad, I totally bungee jumped off of that bridge in Sydney, right after I explored the reef and fended off a giant sting ray who was trying to mate with my bestie. Did I tell you, I'm a trained animal psychiatrist, oh, and that stingray thing totes made me a local celebrity.

Sarah: (rolls eyes) Wow, Julia just won't shut her big fucking cockmouth.

by lifewithlemons November 15, 2011

cocklostrum

The clear ejaculate that comes out of the penis after multiple orgasms in close succession. This is due to the fact the testicles haven't had time to replenish the supermarket count.

By the time I visited my third glory hole that night, the only thing coming out of me was cocklostrum.

by Giant Jester April 2, 2017