Jet Cobb

Jet Cobb is the biggest twat I have ever met. However he has the most monstrous cock I have ever seen. He makes me laugh so hard I nearly wee myself every time. Most see him as a hot surfer/skater boy but really he is the biggest softy ever. And he is the BEST cuddler. Greatest little spoon ever. He always knows what to say, and always knows how to make me smile. I want to touch his face. All. The. Time. He is so crazy, he will do anything for the bois. Biggest light weight. And when he gives you the look. Never let that mothertrucker go. His blue dreamy eyes will leave you droolingb forever. He's also fit as fuck and has an extra toe for that extra grip ladies. He can't play fortnite for shit. And if he watches highschool musical he is a keeper. And if he asks you to fuck to Star Wars...That's when you marry that bitch. And can I just say. I'm got marry Jet Cobb. NO CAP

example 1; "he is so sexy"
"its jet cobb you need to wife him"
example 2: Jet Cobb - "so like...Star Wars?"
You- "I love you"

by jetcobbsgirlfriend April 1, 2020

Kylee Cobb

Short, sweet, and funny. always shows her love. best nicknames. very pretty. very loveable

Kylee Cobb is so short!

by peen enlargement January 28, 2022

corn cobb

Kneeing someone's anus in an attempt to cause pain and humiliation.

As soon a Jimmy bent over to pick up his keys I gave him a raging corn cobb.

by Karl Andrews November 11, 2005

diante cobb

A man who loves animals and women but never gets any.Diante loves sports and music.Hes a tall black man with curly brown hair and hazel eyes.He often messes up his entire life but just being dumb.Diante' does not like school and often puts family first.Mr Cobb is a "all bark and no bite ". Type of guy and often wants to get into fights because he was stronger than most boys his age.Diante only prefers older freinds because he gives him a challenge

Bro there's Diante Cobb

by D.c 3 December 11, 2017

jackin the cobb

A corny way of describing masturbating

Hey Adam, are you Jackin the cobb?

by bigjay252 June 30, 2014

corn cobb

after performing anal sex with a woman you pull out and notice fecal matter on your penis. corn is usually undigested and can be seen in fecal matter...hence the corn referance

MAN 1 : "I was giving it to this drunk girl and i put it in her ass and she shitt all over my dick"
MAN 2 : Way to go corn cobb

by Truefate May 19, 2004

joe cobb

a 16 year old male from wisconsin who never has fucked a bitch and plays splatoon until 5 am. he doesn't have friends and his favorite saying is "cripes!" whenever he receives shit in the mail.

"he plays splatoon until 5am, hes such a joe cobb!"
"my joe cobb is busy"

by okruin April 7, 2017