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clusterfuck 

A clusterfuck can happen in real life, but mostly, the term is used to describe an online situation in which a singular person is attacked by a group of hostile individuals, and flamed till brown & crisp. Generally, this event occurs on forums, in chatrooms & on Usenet; basically, anywhere people congregate online, to discuss various topics. Potential victims of a clusterfuck include (but are certainly not limited to):

* A clueless noob
* A troll that has outworn it's welcome
* Anybody with ideas & opinions that contrast greatly with those held by the majority of the other chatters/posters.
* Individuals who demonstrate really bad spelling and/or grammar.
* The only white/black/hispanic/etc.. in an all white/black/hispanic/etc.. forum, chatroom, or newsgroup that holds racist views.
* A Homosexual amongst heterosexuals, and vice-versa.
* A man/woman amongst radical feminists/misogynists.
* Post whores.
* People who are just generally annoying & bothersome.
* Anarchists.
* Emo kids.
* Bible thumpers.
* Felons.
* Pedophiles.
* Anybody who supports PETA.
* The mentally ill.
* Fat people.
* Trailer trash.
* People who just smell "different".
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Similar terms: gang rape, swarm, group effort, target practice.
When Jill called the moderator a "son of a bitch", she was clusterfucked by nearly half of the members of RPG4Losers.com.

Dave was clusterfucked in the Nazi chatroom, after confessing his love for other men.

Nancy has PTSD, thanks to a massive clusterfuck, administered by a group of vicious masculists.
clusterfuck by I am no one January 2, 2009

clusterfuck 

The 3rd roll in Yahtzee when you don't have a single pair.
" Look at that clusterfuck ! "
clusterfuck by Rick Copeland November 28, 2003

clusterfuck 

an excessive amount of shit in one area.
mike: traffic today was a clusterfuck.

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tom: so i was on my computer and got clusterfucked with popups.
clusterfuck by un1cr0nprincess July 23, 2009

clusterfuck 

To have sexual intercourse in one of the clusters at Prince George Park Residence. This would by definition have to be performed with an open door since the rulemakers at PGPR already has foreseen the public interest in one of these clusterfucks.
Please close the door so we don't get clusterfucked!
clusterfuck by Big T at PGP July 31, 2011

clusterfuck 

when, in a video game, someone throws grenades or some other explosives at dead bodies, with the intent being to blow up and humiliate any sack packers who try and teabag the body.
Player 1: Dude, I just clusterfucked five noob sack packers who tried to teabag your corpse!
Player 2: Awesome! and I just sniped your ass while you were talking!
Player 1: Fuck! You backstabbing cockbite.
clusterfuck by Kid Aqua January 6, 2008