Cumberland high school

A school infested with bong rats and cap heads, known for caring more about hoodies than education. Sending your child to this school with infect the student with “eshay” which will lead to a very early death

Jeff: “did you hear what happened at Cumberland high school the other day”

Fred: “yeah didn’t a kid smoke a cone on the oval”

by Eshays2117 December 2, 2019

Cumberworld

A person that is utterly useless

Person: That stupid cumberworld stoll my pancake!

by BIG BOY AHOY December 13, 2019

Cumberg

When a person locked inside a box or case with no possible escape or way to get help starts masturbating because they have nothing else to do. They just keep jacking off while the case just keeps filling up more and more with cum. Even when they realize they're going to drown, they just keeping jacking off until they're completely encased in cum. In 700,000,000 years, when future man discovers him 150 feet beneath the surface of the Earth, the case has completely rotten away yet the cum remains, frozen solid. They crack open the petrified cum to release the now primitive man within like breaking open an iceblock to release a neanderthal. This solid cum, encasing a man like a fly in amber, is called a cumberg.

"Dr. Xorlak: You have been encased in cum for a million and a half years, how do you feel?
You: I'm sorry all my friends and family are dust, even every kind of life I knew has evolved to a new form, but I'm glad to be released from that cumberg."

by Orreman August 3, 2020

Tree Climber

A person who does precision guess work based on unreliable data solving problems you didn't know you had. Normally very strong for there size and most have a bad temper so best not to mess with unless you are a tree climber. Usually addicted to hard drugs like painkillers and meth but often just weed and alcohol. Often has no driver's license or bank account. Expects to make half of the income generated by the company he works for.

Also see logger and ground worker, Tree man, Tree guy.

"Hey do you know that drunk guy over there?..
Yeah, that's Bill. He's a bad ass for sure. I wouldn't f**ck with him, he's a Tree Climber."

by Arborman February 3, 2020

Ice Climbers

One of the best characters in Super Smash Bros. Brawl. They have the best Grab/Punishing game out of the whole cast. One grab when both are present equals death.

M2K: 0MFG H4X0RZ 9B JUST 3 STOCKED ME WITH ICE CLIMBERS F*CKING CHAIN GRABS

9B: aisukuraimaa ga sugoi desu.

by IceGrabbers October 13, 2012

Cumbernauld Sausage

Very much like a cumberland sausage, but only in shape. Manufactured by allowing a used tampon to become saturated in beef-gravy and then forced into a (often used also) flavoured condom. Tied at the end, it resembles any other sausage, though the taste is rather different. Very popular in Cumbernauld and the surrounding areas (Airdrie and Coatbridge) amongst the Glasgow diaspora. Does not export well. Suitable for vegetarians.

That was a lovely night of Buckfast, though my head is pounding with Alcohol withdrawal. Perhaps a Cumbernauld Sausage will cure me of these ills.

by Dusky Seaside September 7, 2013

Friend Climber

An individual who starts out with a particular group of friends that he/she then becomes tired of being around, thus causing the individual to move on to another friend(s). Then, when he/she is tired of the new friend(s), they move back to the original friend group as a "last resort". The "climbing" continues between large amounts of friends so that the individual is not socially bored.

"Dude where's Joe?"

"He's hanging out with Jim and Mike instead of us now"

"It's ok, he's a friend climber, he'll come back to us soon, and then leave again"

by Capn_Awesome July 5, 2009