boston cling on

It's like when you have a shit and it dangles stuck to your ass and then you have to wiggle it off.

I need to change my diet as I've been having many Boston cling ons lately

by Snooze_hound May 8, 2015

Presidential Cling-On Running Gag

A phrase to describe how president trump is clutching to his presidency when he actually didnt win the 2020 election

Trump: I WON THIS ELECTION! BY A LOT!
DG: nah bro thats just a presidential cling-on running gag

by BeanSucc January 7, 2021

cling bat

a window licker that doesn’t leave you the fuck alone

tahlia was such a cling bat last night. she stuck to jack like a sloth.

by tahliasslothiness00 April 4, 2021

Ping it and Cling it

Ping it and Cling it is a variation of Ping it and Fling it in which the primary goal is to have sex with a target. But then the Cling it comes in where either they are attractive enough, the sex was good enough, or you end up liking them enough to want to keep them around.

Brian: Dude Janelle was supposed to be a ping it and Fling it but wow she also has a Pog collection, I’d like to Ping it and Cling it instead.
Dan: You two sound perfect for each other.

by W0ND0 November 13, 2017

Cling-on

When you take a shit and shit sticks to, or "clings on" to the bowl.

I flushed the toilet but there's a piece of shit that don't wanna go. I call that shit a cling-on

by bow2ursensai September 4, 2016

cling wrap

The act of literally becoming attached to the other partner, becoming a human sandwich

Human sandwich like a cling wrap (Jacob + Ellie)

by Noompfan1 November 23, 2020

Stage 5 cling on

Someone you are dating/fucking and they become extremely possessive and crazy really quickly.
Hey
Hey..
Text me back
TEXT ME BACK!
WHERE ARE YOU?!?

FUCK! please save me!! He is totally a stage 5 cling on!!

by Stag878 April 19, 2022