Tree Climber

A person who does precision guess work based on unreliable data solving problems you didn't know you had. Normally very strong for there size and most have a bad temper so best not to mess with unless you are a tree climber. Usually addicted to hard drugs like painkillers and meth but often just weed and alcohol. Often has no driver's license or bank account. Expects to make half of the income generated by the company he works for.

Also see logger and ground worker, Tree man, Tree guy.

"Hey do you know that drunk guy over there?..
Yeah, that's Bill. He's a bad ass for sure. I wouldn't f**ck with him, he's a Tree Climber."

by Arborman February 3, 2020

worth the climb

Used to describe women with long beautiful legs who stand taller than a lot of men. Popularly used by B-movie queen Julie Strain in reference to her 6'1" height, but can be used for any tall beautiful lady or amazon.
She may be taller than you, but she's worth the climb.

Ash is taller than me when she puts her heels on, but goddammit, she's definitely worth the climb.

by Brunk ass Dastard June 13, 2008

Ice Climbers

One of the best characters in Super Smash Bros. Brawl. They have the best Grab/Punishing game out of the whole cast. One grab when both are present equals death.

M2K: 0MFG H4X0RZ 9B JUST 3 STOCKED ME WITH ICE CLIMBERS F*CKING CHAIN GRABS

9B: aisukuraimaa ga sugoi desu.

by IceGrabbers October 13, 2012

Climatetard

A person who knowingly rejects evidence of global warming or climate change for political or economic reasons.

GM Chairman Bob Lutz revealed himself as a total Climatetard after an interview on the Colbert Report television show in which he said he doesn't believe that global warming is a man made effect and may instead be caused by "sun spots".

by m7_b5 July 9, 2009

Hill climb racing

Hill climb racing is a game where you drive a vehicle in a landscape with obstacles and try not to break your neck or run out of gas.

You can unlock new vehicles and new stages to race on and upgrade your vehicles. This game is very fun so remember, use your money wisely

Boy 1: hey dude, look at this cool game I’m playing

Boy 2: what’s it called?

Boy 1: it’s called hill climb racing. You race on cool maps in stuff on here. It’s so lit.
Boy 2: oh, that looks pretty cool. I’ll download it and delete fortnite. That game was so yesterday. Lol

by Familyrecordj May 16, 2018

climb the corporate ladder

To move up in the hierarchy of a corporation.

A 'ladder' is a device with steps used to 'climb' (or move) up and down, so the 'corporate ladder' is the series of steps people go through as they gain more power in a corporation and 'rise to the top' - from file clerk up to president.

You have to work very hard if you want to climb the corporate ladder.

by VAKI5 May 14, 2005

Friend Climber

An individual who starts out with a particular group of friends that he/she then becomes tired of being around, thus causing the individual to move on to another friend(s). Then, when he/she is tired of the new friend(s), they move back to the original friend group as a "last resort". The "climbing" continues between large amounts of friends so that the individual is not socially bored.

"Dude where's Joe?"

"He's hanging out with Jim and Mike instead of us now"

"It's ok, he's a friend climber, he'll come back to us soon, and then leave again"

by Capn_Awesome July 5, 2009