clench life

Seizing every opportunity. Not letting anything slips through your fingers. Living life to max and beyond.

"That's my boy! Shawn White! CLENCH LIFE! CLENCH LIFE BABY! Don't you ever doubt my boy again! Whatever bad thing you said about him, TAKE IT BACK! USA slay all day." -Leslie Jones commenting on Shaun Whites' third Gold Medal at tbe 2018 Olympics.

by HELLO BROOKLYN! May 14, 2018

Booty Clench Turkey Legs

A sudden clench in a turkeys buttocks down to it's legs. Often used as a joke for memes.

Why was the math book so sad?
Person: I don't know, why?
Booty Clench Turkey Legs
Person: What?

by Taida.uwu March 15, 2020

death clench

The act of squeezing you ass cheeks so tight in order to keep the turd from shooting out.

John: Yo it smells in here, do you have to poop?
Tony: Dude my bad my death clench can only hold so long, I need a toilet.

by verny1234567890 January 4, 2012

Superman Clench

When someone, while riding a dick, clenches their ass so hard that it cuts the blood circulation off.

Oh men, that girl was a 10/10 but she sure got a Superman Clench you know?

by SmileyFarts October 15, 2021

Clenched Clam Chowder

After sex, she tightens up her pussy, thus pulling the cum filled rubber off and spilling the goop.

After banging your mother, I tried to pull out, but wound up leaving a load of Clenched Clam Chowder down her thighs.

by Scott Tissue September 8, 2021

Clenched Clam Chowder

After sex, she tightens up her pussy, thus pulling the cum filled rubber off and spilling the goop.

After banging your mother, I tried to pull out, but wound up leaving a load of Clenched Clam Chowder down her thighs.

by Scott Tissue September 8, 2021

Clenched Clam Chowder

After sex, she tightens up her pussy, thus pulling the cum filled rubber off and spilling the goop.

After banging your mother, I tried to pull out, but wound up leaving a load of Clenched Clam Chowder down her thighs.

by Scott Tissue September 8, 2021