An art of engineering that when coupled to a JDM Integra type-r engine becomes a rocket capable of obliterating everything in site.
Look at that guy in his sports car thinking he is the daddy. V-tec engaged! see ya loser!!!!!!!!
by tech May 10, 2003
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Just about the biggest piece of "shit" or "crap" ever built. Gets run circles around.
I watch the same civic get it's ass beat in a race everyday.
by civic=crap February 17, 2008
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If your gonna buy an import buy a toyota. :) I eat Civis for breakfast.
My MR2 just rolled all up and down your riced out Civic with the ginormous wing. Should I go home and get my old ass Supra and run circles around you again?
by JustSmokedYourCivic January 7, 2004
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1) An economy car driven by lower middle class workers. Mediocre milage, and overall unreliable.

2) A rice burner that usually boasts a huge three foot spoiler or 747 wing, ridiculous stickers and trims, and an ugly neon paint job. The owners, usually teenagers who bought it by sacrificing the money in their college savings, are completely oblivious to the fact that their 4 cylinder front wheel drive car couldn't even compete with a Mack truck going uphill.
1) "I think I'll take my Honda civic to work and hope to God that I don't run out of gas."

2) My 8 cylinder Lexus usually proves to be more than a match against these ricers with their civics in a drag race.
by hatred May 28, 2003
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Not exactly the fast car of choice , but has a model not availiable in USA called the Civic Type R which is some what fast. Goes 0-60 in 6.1 which is fast for a front wheel drive car , only does good on the track when it is raining , loses every other day.
Yo that Civic Type R just took on a BMW M3 in the twisties when it was raining ! Phat !!
by Some nigga February 19, 2003
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It's actually a 1994 Caprice Classic 9C1 police interceptor that i got for 4,000 which is almost the same model as the impala SS.
Yea my friend put a load of stickers and a spoiler and body kit and exhaust and blah blah all that stupid crap. I dont hate all imports retard just hondas because everyone has them. They buy and think when they put a spoiler on it they think it will add 30 hp and turn the civic into a 10 second ride. Why dont you go spend "10 g's and make a fucking civic run low 12's." Then try to sell your car and get that much out. Guess what, when turning the civic into a 12 second tin foil frame its totally worthless. You are dissin all the american cars, well if you dont like america then you can get out. Go back to asia and drive your ricers.
by SuperChevy January 31, 2004
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A Honda Civic, usually one that looks like a beater car, tuned to the fucking moon and back to gap people on a highway or your local dragstrip. Though the laptop is not necessary to make the Civic go fast, it's used to change between tunes on the road.
Optional accessories include a GoPro that faces backwards that's stuck outside of the car to record videos that'll be posted to Youtube.
Holy shit! We just got gapped by a fucking laptop civic!
by therealdeemz May 30, 2021
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