The cheapest guy on earth. He would sell his own limbs for a price. This is the guy that totals up his and his wife's share of the bill at the restaurant and forgets they had all that wine, but thinks that he is a generous son-of-a-bitch. He's the guy that will rip off his friends and his family to save a buck. He is a hoarder of course and lives like a bum but has copious amounts of money that he will never spend. He has no friends left in the world as he has ripped them all off and they all eventually caught on. He is a sociopath but somehow has escaped jail, as he is curiously lucky. He thinks he deserves more than he has and is a bitter bag of shit. Everyone that knows a Chris loathes him is waiting for Chris to die so that their lives will be better.
by fembotnow August 19, 2013
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An annoying guy that thinks he's so cool. He's a furry and likes men. We all love him for who he is, especially Ben.
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I "Love" Chris for who he is.
by -Nah November 8, 2020
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by uhhhh12345678989 June 13, 2011
Get the chris mug.Chris is an extrodinary guy who is like no others. He is not just the typical guy you meet. He brings laughter and light into many people's lives and has an extremely well sense of himself. He is known for being very intense at times, but can also be very silly. He is immensely unique in the way he dresses and acts, which also adds to making him even more unforgettable. Someone named Chris is usually an incredible musician, person, and boyfriend.
If you have Chris, you better hold onto him because he is very rare, truly loyal and compassionate. He will also tell you whatever is on his mind.
Note: Guys named Chris typically have very intense chemistry with girls named Megan. (Especially ones with blonde hair who enjoy coffee and dancing.)
If you have Chris, you better hold onto him because he is very rare, truly loyal and compassionate. He will also tell you whatever is on his mind.
Note: Guys named Chris typically have very intense chemistry with girls named Megan. (Especially ones with blonde hair who enjoy coffee and dancing.)
Megan: You're my Chris
by meg593 December 28, 2010
Get the Chris mug.1. dude on family guy who is afraid of a monkey in his closet.
2. That dude who is always stealing your girlfriend, aka A Brad, or A Jeff... (common names for users)
3. The goofball in your high school that u used to remember.
4. St. Christopher, The act of putting one over their head or sholder and crossing a body of water. Have fun!
the myth that he was blessed when he took Jesus over his sholders, and passed a river. This makes for one of the best games ever. You can race, endurance, different stuff, but it makes for the best time ever if your bored as hell.
2. That dude who is always stealing your girlfriend, aka A Brad, or A Jeff... (common names for users)
3. The goofball in your high school that u used to remember.
4. St. Christopher, The act of putting one over their head or sholder and crossing a body of water. Have fun!
the myth that he was blessed when he took Jesus over his sholders, and passed a river. This makes for one of the best games ever. You can race, endurance, different stuff, but it makes for the best time ever if your bored as hell.
1, Chris, that dude on family guy is dumb as hell, but awesome.
2 That dickhead Chris stole my gf again.
3. Remember when Chris s*** himself in class?
4. Yo! Aaron! Lets play St. Christopher!
2 That dickhead Chris stole my gf again.
3. Remember when Chris s*** himself in class?
4. Yo! Aaron! Lets play St. Christopher!
by bruce69 May 23, 2006
Get the chris mug.The world's biggest piece of shit. A cheating, lying, disgusting excuse for a man. Chris will constantly cry to his girlfriends to make them feel guilty. He will pretend that he feels he's worthless and ugly, but behind your back he will sext and flirt with 200 other girls. Also, he convinces people that his exes were crazy, when in reality he most likely has borderline personality disorder. If you ever have the chance to with this mop haired, skinny boy, say no. He will just try to fuck you up the butt.
"Oooh girl, your boyfriend is definitely a Chris. Dump him."
"Look at that Chris over there, he thinks he can get all of the ladies."
Person 1: "That guy seems like a Chris to me."
Person 2: "No way that guy is gay."
"Look at that Chris over there, he thinks he can get all of the ladies."
Person 1: "That guy seems like a Chris to me."
Person 2: "No way that guy is gay."
by Your worst nightmare xoxo September 23, 2013
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