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A middle school filled with short sixth graders, dramatic seventh graders, & potheads for eighth graders. A school where the principal is constantly pregnant. The assistant principal is ghetto as fuck, and the staff is over-protective. The girls there are either whores, down to earth, sluts, or drama-starters. The guys there are either jocks, dicks, or assholes. Only .01% of the guys there are actually nice and respect people. .01% of the girls there are actually nice and respect people. the other 99.99%? you won't get along with them. The school is like a jungle, eighth graders are the predators, seventh graders are the prey, and sixth graders are the prey of the seventh graders. Everyone picks on the sixth graders, and everyone picks on the seventh graders. Fuck with the eighth graders, you get jumped, bitch. If you love weed, if you love drugs, if you love alcohol, and if you love drama; Then CMMS is the school for you.
A middle school filled with short sixth graders, dramatic seventh graders, & potheads for eighth graders. A school where the principal is constantly pregnant. The assistant principal is ghetto as fuck, and the staff is over-protective. The girls there are either whores, down to earth, sluts, or drama-starters. The guys there are either jocks, dicks, or assholes. Only .01% of the guys there are actually nice and respect people. .01% of the girls there are actually nice and respect people. the other 99.99%? you won't get along with them. The school is like a jungle, eighth graders are the predators, seventh graders are the prey, and sixth graders are the prey of the seventh graders. Everyone picks on the sixth graders, and everyone picks on the seventh graders. Fuck with the eighth graders, you get jumped, bitch. If you love weed, if you love drugs, if you love alcohol, and if you love drama; Then CMMS is the school for you.
Person 1: You go to Christa McAuliffe Middle School? (CMMS)
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: Do you smoke weed?
Person 2: LOL YES.
Person 1: You go to CMMS?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: Nevermind...
*Later that Day*
Person 2: HEY, DID YOU HEAR THAT (PERSON1) WAS TALKING SHIT ABOUT YOU? YEAHH.
Person 3: Really? I'm going to kick their ass.
*Later On*
Person 3: Hey, you talking shit?
Person 1: Uh, No? Lololol.
Person 3: Uh huh, I'm gonna kick your ass.
Person 1: You can't.
Person 3: Why?
Person 1: You go to CMMS, right?
Person 3: Yeah, so what?
Person 1: You're short, & you probably don't even smoke.
Person 3: SO?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: Do you smoke weed?
Person 2: LOL YES.
Person 1: You go to CMMS?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: Nevermind...
*Later that Day*
Person 2: HEY, DID YOU HEAR THAT (PERSON1) WAS TALKING SHIT ABOUT YOU? YEAHH.
Person 3: Really? I'm going to kick their ass.
*Later On*
Person 3: Hey, you talking shit?
Person 1: Uh, No? Lololol.
Person 3: Uh huh, I'm gonna kick your ass.
Person 1: You can't.
Person 3: Why?
Person 1: You go to CMMS, right?
Person 3: Yeah, so what?
Person 1: You're short, & you probably don't even smoke.
Person 3: SO?
by ihatecmmsandyourmom January 12, 2011
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Gorgeous. Hard to read. The typical "bad boy." Says he likes you then the next day doesn't even look at you. Next day he stares at you constantly and you're thinking to yourself WHAT DO YOU WANT because You don't know what else to do when he stares. Makes you blush. Don't get lost into his intense hazel eyes. Then you won't know what to do after that.
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by Very pretty,sweet like candy. December 22, 2016
Get the christasia mug.Originally believed to have derived from the cheek-tap which was one of the founding playful hand gestures deeply rooted in Italian cultures. Often seen in Italian and sometimes Brazilian media especially between football players.
It is often used between friends to invoke each other after a loss in any kind of competition, or simply to make them feel less manly. "You just got chintapped" is one of the most shame full things a man can hear. It is sometimes thought of as a means of stripping someones pride, or making them feel they missed out.
Three different grades of Chintapping (plural) are currently know to mankind. One tap, is usually just to lighten the mood. Two taps is the classic and foremost. Three is a rare act, but only used on unwary victims* who have not learnt the art of pulled your chin out of striking zone.
Most commonly used man to man. In some cultures it is frowned upon if women are caught in the act.
*Unwary victums: It was recorded a man by the name of Andre Santös (Brazil) who allegedly received 25 Chintaps in a row. Sources vary.
It is often used between friends to invoke each other after a loss in any kind of competition, or simply to make them feel less manly. "You just got chintapped" is one of the most shame full things a man can hear. It is sometimes thought of as a means of stripping someones pride, or making them feel they missed out.
Three different grades of Chintapping (plural) are currently know to mankind. One tap, is usually just to lighten the mood. Two taps is the classic and foremost. Three is a rare act, but only used on unwary victims* who have not learnt the art of pulled your chin out of striking zone.
Most commonly used man to man. In some cultures it is frowned upon if women are caught in the act.
*Unwary victums: It was recorded a man by the name of Andre Santös (Brazil) who allegedly received 25 Chintaps in a row. Sources vary.
Pietro: Ay, Coco what did you do with my pasta?
Coco: I ate it for lunch.
Pietro: You little mongrel!
Coco: Don't worry about it *gives Pietro a Chintap*
Coco: I ate it for lunch.
Pietro: You little mongrel!
Coco: Don't worry about it *gives Pietro a Chintap*
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