Coward

Smells death a thousand times over

A true warrior smells death once in his life but a coward will smell death a thousand times over

by Angry pirate hooker69 April 8, 2020

closeted coward

Someone who is secretly a coward, but puts up a brave front until trouble appears.
Doesn't want to admit they are scared of a lot of things. The term goes a bit deeper into their personality than being just a "pussy" or "wuss"

ex:
Jake: Wow! That guy Shane is so cool! He said he'd take on those bullies head on!
Ashley: He says that all the time. He's actually a closeted coward. Once those bullies show up he'll run screaming.

by frostiewow July 21, 2015

ass coward

a person who lacks the courage to endure the fragrance of shit flavored air.

Nick is such an ass coward. He threw up all over Brian's car on the way back from lunch just because of a small salmon tinged fart. He blamed it on the ass jihad

by brisicle January 11, 2009

fantastic coward

a guy that is real cocky and who thinks he's "too hot to handle" but in actuallity is just a big pussy that still sucks on his mommy's tits

kevin is such a fantastic coward cause he thinks he can play ball but was too scared to try out for the basketball team cause everyone was bigger than him

by roger February 22, 2005

text-coward

A person that will send a text message to appologize, break up, cancel at the last minute or say I love you for the first time, while knowing they should just pick up the phone or say it in person.

Susan: "Did you hear what happened to Jessica?".
Gary: "No, what?"
Susan: "Ricky is a text-coward and broke up with her in a text yesterday."

by msuluvr January 19, 2010

coward

The French. The French are also known as cheese eating surrender monkeys

The French are a bunch of cowards.

by Ivan Morrisey April 7, 2008

pussy ass coward

poeple who cant/wont face their problems head on, poeple who run when they have fear, usually of the unknown

person 1: sends a really funny e mail to a shit talkin bitch
shit talking bitch: i will call the cops
person 1: damn i am sorry please forgive me
person 2: damn u are a pussy ass coward

by weezieweeze November 24, 2005