Chipmunk on Speed

a very small and skinny person who is usually very hyper...(on speed) This person usually stays inside all the time, and enjoys their few waking moments in is the open. That is why this person is so hyper.

That idiot over there is such a Chipmunk on Speed.

by george kliwoski March 29, 2007

chipmunk kiss

after blowing a guy, the giver secretly pockets his cum in her cheek, after which she gives him a big sloppy kiss, forcing him to taste his own cum.

"Jim really ticked me off, so the next time I blew him, I follwed that with a chipmunk kiss."

by kpmac December 26, 2011

sexy chipmunk

To ejaculate into a persons mouth via the gap between their two front teeth.

"...she had gnashers like Luiz Suarez and I knew from across the bar that I was going to give her a sexy chipmunk..."

by stupidblueeyes July 19, 2016

Aakon and the Chipmonks

1)The group of Talentless tards who decided one day to completely ruin the entire Hip Hop and R&B style, life, and music genres, consisting of people who were made famous by (mostly white) wangsters and teenage girls from Suburbia because they rhyme and sing through a vocoder. Some of which used to be kind of respectable, but over time bought into the money-loving tools of today. They are as followed: Aakon, T Pain, Kanye West, Lil Wayne, Solja Boy, and the newest addition Lady GaGa.

1)dude 1:"Oh man, I just got done listenin' to WSC, and some Wangster turd totally comes up to me and iPeeps and starts going on and on about Aakon and the Chipmonks!"
dude 2:"Wow I feel for you man."

by dhawk123 March 7, 2009

Chipmunk Cheeks

Male camel toe. When the seam of the trousers rides up and digs into the scrotum, seperating the testicles so that one is on each side of the offending seam. Thus creating a visual display that is reminiscent of a chipmunk with its cheeks stuffed with food, but not in the slightest bit cute. When it happens suddenly, it is accompanied by an instant look of discomfort and the need to slope off and rearrange ones giblets.

"Guys, wait here, I'm just going round the corner to sort out these chipmunk cheeks"

"Can you SEE that bloke on the barstool?? Look at the chipmunk cheeks! How can he not feel that??"

by MagickDio March 3, 2010

chipmunk surprise

after giving a guy a blowjob, the blower holds the cum in his/her puffed out cheeks, and slaps his/her cheeks to shoot a mouthful of cum in his face. (aim for the eyes!)

not to be confused with a super chipmunk surprise, where the blower holds the cum in his mouth to shoot at an unsuspecting individual.

my hugs called out his ex-girlfriends name as i was sucking his dick, so gave that asshole a chipmunk surprise.

by candiru July 28, 2007

chipmunk buzz

Caffeine.

Distinct from an alcoholic buzz.

I always get a bit of a chipmunk buzz after my first couple of Mountain Dews.

by betelguese05 July 22, 2010