Chiara is a fucking vacuum. she sucks up all the food and literally has dieoriah attacks everyday. she is a smell fungus and shaped like a fucking hexagon no one likes that bitch and her fried hair smells like deep fried vagina. HOLY SHIT don't get me started w that vagina smell. rotten eggs with Italian cake. her ass is so flat you would think she got a reverse bbl. She is litarly my minion and her forehead looks like it has a gravitational pull. she has nice Bajonkers tho LOL. Mama mia pasta pasta pizza pizza
"Have you seen chiara today?"
"No, but I smelt her stank in the hallway so shes here"
Chiara vuoto is a vacuum
"No, but I smelt her stank in the hallway so shes here"
Chiara vuoto is a vacuum
by fiya November 26, 2024
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Do you know if Chiara is coming to the beach party tonight? The Irish guy really needs to talk to her.
by Irish_taleteller November 23, 2021
Get the Chiara mug.A boisterous woman who steals your heart with one flick of her left eye. If you look too closely into said eye legend has it you will birth an entire bear family Goldy Locks style no matter your species. I would be careful because if this happens to you, you may be put into a lab for testing after giving birth to twelve bears. I have never been so fearful and yet in owe of a woman in my life. Her beauty is engulfing, but again only look at her when she’s winking with her left eye.
Amanda: have you heard of the Medusa myth where she turns people to stone that is terrifying
James: do you know what is even more terrifying? Looking into Chiara’s eyes and becoming pregnant with 12 bears as a man. Medusa got nothing on chiara
James: do you know what is even more terrifying? Looking into Chiara’s eyes and becoming pregnant with 12 bears as a man. Medusa got nothing on chiara
by The ranch gobbler June 4, 2024
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Style isn't an opinion to be criticized, the swag has chosen her as the future queen.
Style isn't an opinion to be criticized, the swag has chosen her as the future queen.
by Janraion November 21, 2021
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