Cheesy Hampton

A cheesy hampton is usually suffered by teenage blokes. They wake in the morning after dreaming about shagging some tart (or bloke) only to find they have stale sperm trapped around their dicks. Hampton Wick is a suburb in London, it is Cockney ryhming slang for Dick. Hence cheesy Hampton.
I say Roger, do you mind awfully and going to the bathroom and have a 'gentleman's wash. I can smell that Cheesy Hampton of yours, and it is fucking stinking out my house. Oh and please do not use my toothbrush whilst washing your pecker. Last time you were here, I had a mouthful of cheese you rotton bastard.
by Britannic May 24, 2009
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cheesy vagina

An exclamation at something crazy and/or surprising. Popularized by the critically acclaimed Grand Theft Auto IV video game. Random pedestrians in the game would sometimes yell "Cheesy vagina!" when the player caused mayhem in the city streets.
Niko pulls out an AK-47 and aims it at a pedestrian on the street.

Pedestrian: "Cheesy vagina!!"
by robo042 July 20, 2011
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Cheesy Duder

A large dildo that has been dipped in cheese and inserted into a man's anus.
Aaron: "I shared a cheesy duder with my roommate last night."
Paul: "Whoa! Same here! Let's be fag-a-trons together!"
Aaron: "ok...but I double dip."
by CRunkJunk April 20, 2011
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cheesy discharge

Lizzy was walking funny until her cheesy discharge fell out. It hit the floor with a thump and rolled toward the wall. Booya! The cat ate it!
by fucwad March 16, 2004
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Cheesy Chips

Found mainly in the north of England. Chips covered in cheese that melts to yummy goodness. Found mainly in Kabab houses and consumed after copious amount of beer.
Also know simply as Chips and Cheese
Can also add gravy
Dude I'm so hungry let's get some cheesy chips
by Chevvy beep beep October 25, 2013
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cheesy derek

Using Queso as a lubricant for vaginal sex
“This girl came over last night and next thing you know, I was giving her a Cheesy Derek on the couch. It was insane, bro.”
by Enk75 January 26, 2019
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Cheesy Blasters

You take a hot dog, stuff it with some jack cheese, fold it in a pizza, you've got cheesy blasters!

And then all the kids would say: "Thanks, Meat Cat!", and then he flies away on his, his skateboard.
tina fey 30 rock

You've got Cheesy Blasters!
by spicy banana. January 19, 2010
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