Champagne Monday

Ignoring work and other responsibilities on a Monday, or any weekday, to relax at the beach with friends. Champagne/adult beverages are optional, but comfortable lounge chairs are essential.
She looked forward to Champagne Mondays in August when she and her friends left the office after lunch to relax at the beach, sip champagne, and catch up on news.
by BenKatTalks January 23, 2015
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Champagne Papi

A guy who has the most game he could get any girl at any age . He is top dog and runs this "game" he knows what is the best for his boys and always stays strong through it all. He could be the best thing to have happened to you or the worst so always stay on his good side. Champagne Papi and his Mr.Varshery will be the best
We're lucky to have champagne papi with us
by The real pimp July 28, 2015
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Champagne Socialist

Billy Bragg, a folk-punk performer. Best known in England for espousing the virtues of being a working class man and then moving the fuck out of his blue collar 'hood in Essex asap. Certainly a fine musician, widely acclaimed for killer albums such as Back to Basics and his respectable tributes to Joe Strummer (of the only band that matters, the ClashTM), he is fond of "pontificating on a South London council estate when we all know he lives in a lovely big house in West Dorset".
GI Dave: OMG Billy Bragg! Dude, I'm your biggest fan!

SJ: OMG PLUS ME TOO!

GI Dave: You should come play at our school's music festival Culture Shock in April!

Billy Bragg: I would love to but unfortunately April is the month that I arbitrarily fire half of my waiting/serving staff at home and hire new servants that I can pay less. If Joe Strummer were alive I would recommend you to him because he squatted almost his whole life and definitely never lived in Dorset. However, he's dead so you'll probably have to go watch some totally unremarkable over-hyped hipster headliner for Culture Shock.

GI Dave: man, CL was totally right, you really are such a champagne socialist.
by ChristaLea December 24, 2007
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Champagne showers

The act of shaking up champagne bottles and popping them, thus spraying your friends and yourself with large quantities of champagne in an act of celebration.
I can't wait until the champagne showers later
by Hyphy squirrel August 23, 2011
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Champagne Floater

The act of carefully dropping your nutsack into a glass of champagne. The effervescence of the liquid surrounds your beanbag and produces a tingling, uplifting experience.
Instead of participating in the ceremonial toast on New Years Eve, Brian decided to take his glass of Dom Perignon into the shitter and welcome 2009 with a Champagne Floater.
by Cman February 2, 2009
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Champagne Shower

The act of your partner ejaculating into the air as if they are popping a celebratory champagne bottle. Your partner then attempts to receive the cum in the air with a "yummm yumm yumm" sound as though they are a goldfish feeding on tasty food flakes.

A golden champagne shower is when the giver has eaten pinapple prior to the act.
After brunch & those mimosas I gave that bitch a champagne shower.
by Disappointed Mr. Hanky May 25, 2014
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champagne drizzle

The pinnacle of drunkeness while maintaining rhyme and coherence; Most commonly a mixture of celebration, good friends, and a combination of other drugs and alcohol; achieved ONLY by poppin bottles
Champagne Drizzle - We was poppin' bottles in Punta Cana wif da boys and ended up in a champaaaaaaaaaaagne drizzzzzzzzzzzle. - Radar...out.
by Radar a la Punta Cana August 27, 2016
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