fuck me gently with a chainsaw

First used (?) in "Heathers" http://imdb.com/title/tt0097493/ , probably more close to meaning "well, I'll be damned" or "Well, kiss my ass".

Heather Chandler: Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?

by OldFart77 December 9, 2008

Chainsaw Maneuver

A physical act carried out by an overzealous novice attempting to remove a length of anal beads in a forceable manner, as if one was pull-starting a chainsaw.

Becky was really enjoying the anal romp that had ensued for a period of 45 minutes. Then the anal beads were inserted, and her fun came to a screaming end when her partner applied the chainsaw maneuver. Her fun was then completely forgotten when cleanup of the millions of fecal projectiles ensued.

by [e-mail] March 31, 2005

racist chainsaw

possibly the most racist of all the garden tools (including the dirty whoe)

(this is the noice the racist chainsaw makes)run nigger nigger nigger-run nigeer nigger nigger-run nigger nigger nigger-run nigger nigger nigger(repeat)

by bob teats April 16, 2010

chain-smoke

To puff on cigarettes one after another without taking a break in between - Usually achieved by lighting a new cigarette with the old one.

I was nervous after the car accident so I chain-smoked in my friends car all the way home.

by Bomni February 9, 2005

Wikipedia Daisy Chain

the act of following links through the website "Wikipedia" for an extended period of time (usually through various subjects)

Generally used as a noun

I was going to attend my classes, but I got caught up in a Wikipedia daisy chain that was far more interesting and informative.

by Cenizo October 21, 2009

Neverending Chain of Mailmen

Spongebob once asked this question on his show, and ever since then, this is the question that everyone has been asking lately:

"Do mailmen deliver their own mail? Or is there a neverending chain of mailmen delivering mail to other mailmen?"

Nobody really knows the answer, except, of course, for the mailmen themselves, but they choose to keep the answer confidential for some unknown reason. Or maybe they just never got around to answering it.

The next time you see your mailman, please ask them this question. =)

"Do mailmen deliver their own mail? Or is there a neverending chain of mailmen delivering mail to other mailmen?"

by Air Buddies Fan. =) November 18, 2009

geek chain

when your earphones are showing.

jenny's geek chain was showing and then she got her ipod taken away.

by N0tRac1st May 12, 2008