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2. (a)When your friends are doing or say something completely expected. *Note: this is not a surprise but just sarcasm.
(b) You can also say it when you do surprise someone
2. (a)When your friends are doing or say something completely expected. *Note: this is not a surprise but just sarcasm.
(b) You can also say it when you do surprise someone
ex. Friend Simon places a settlement on a brick, wood, and brick spot with high probabilities of being chosen. "Surprise of the century."
example: I find my friend playing the same video game after I get back from school, "Surprise of the century."
example: I find my friend playing the same video game after I get back from school, "Surprise of the century."
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it is a half centaur half mermaid.
Goats horns, horse's skull, human body, horses hoves and fishes tail.
It is a mythological creature made up of a few different mythological creatures: Satyr, Centaur, Tikbalang and Mermaid.
History of Centaurmaid:
Lives under the sea but once a year comes out into the forest.
Centaurmaids are said to scare travelers and lead them astray.
The legend of the centaurmaid was told to children to scare them because it was said that the queen centaurmaid's children were killed by evil mermen so from then on she wanted revenge by devouring other children..if she couldn't have children-no one could.
The reality:
This creature is a made up sculpture of a mythological creature created by an art student.
it is a half centaur half mermaid.
Goats horns, horse's skull, human body, horses hoves and fishes tail.
It is a mythological creature made up of a few different mythological creatures: Satyr, Centaur, Tikbalang and Mermaid.
History of Centaurmaid:
Lives under the sea but once a year comes out into the forest.
Centaurmaids are said to scare travelers and lead them astray.
The legend of the centaurmaid was told to children to scare them because it was said that the queen centaurmaid's children were killed by evil mermen so from then on she wanted revenge by devouring other children..if she couldn't have children-no one could.
The reality:
This creature is a made up sculpture of a mythological creature created by an art student.
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