caveman punch

When you have unprotected sex with a very dry and very hairy asshole.

I really hope my date with Jerry goes well tonight so I can caveman punch that hairy butthole of his

by Hoe no May 4, 2019

Caveman Blues

The feeling the day after a night out, involving being severely hungover from excessive drinking or coming down from rec drugs (mostly cocaine and pills). Victim has 'the blues' and feels frail, old and ancient - like a caveman.

*throws up*
"Ugh, i'm gonna have the caveman blues tomorrow.."

*wakes up*
"You alright mate? you look like shit!"
"Nahhh, I've got some serious caveman blues.."

by purge August 3, 2007

cavemanscaping

Manscaping with fire.

Jeff: Why does it smell like burnt ball hair in here?
Phillip: Because I was cavemanscaping.

by Francis Macelroy Lefluer August 14, 2014

Caveman palming

This is a sexual act when someone uses their clammy hands in an attempt to rub someone's clit as if they were trying to light a fire. Deep grunts, heavy breathing and maximum friction are essential.

"Bruh, he said he was experienced but then last night he was caveman palming me, I have a rash now and it hurts to pee."

by Jimothy Jimbo September 26, 2021

Caveman shit

Basically a caveman shit is when you go to the bathroom and you forget your phone so you're forced to take a shit like you're in some prehistoric time with zero technology

Little john boy was forced to take a caveman shit when he up amd ran straight to the bathroom forgetting his phone because he was about to mudbutt.

by CraneMajestic August 14, 2019

shake it like a caveman

an incredible one man band from Tennessee
dancing with out control.
being over come with pulsating rhythms to the point of dancing hypnotically.
raising hell.

like bernie lomax from weekend at Bernies

wow steve really got hammerd, danced all night and hooked up with a super hot 19yr girl from sweeden. He was really shaking it like a caveman

shake it like a caveman was freaking awesome!

by joseph malk July 1, 2012

caveman-style

This is an term that refers to rough treatment of any kind for those who are not willing to comply with an order.

It is a term that is not gender specific, and does not necessarily refer to anything sexual.

Its a term that means, you will do what I tell you to do,whether you like or not, if you do not comply I will force you to comply, end of conversation.

The police tell a criminal to come out with his hands up, the criminal refuses to comply, the police say, we can do this the easy way or the hard way.

The criminal continues to refuse, the police go in throw the person on the floor, put on the cuffs then drag him out.

For his refusal to comply he was taken out caveman-style.

by Mello-Yello March 17, 2009