cattle squeeze

Sexual position in which the girl on the bottom (laying on their back) puts her legs vertical and which the male does a missionary style position and puts his skull between her legs and she closes her legs on him like a cow in a cattle squeeze.
Last night Ronda hit me with the cattle squeeze and it sent me back to my days on the ranch.
by Mowerdover November 11, 2020
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Whoreface Cattle

A clique of women, or men, who are complete and udder (pun intended) whores. No, it's not slut-shaming. Do who you please, but don't play people.
"Ugh, Jackson! Smith is apart of a Whoreface Cattle. Ride another horse, honey."
by sazimunster April 08, 2020
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rape cattle

Phrase used to reference groups of females at clubs that dress similarly and extremely provacative/slutty... yet sneer or get offended at men if they are approached. They instinctively exhibit herd mentality when visiting the bar or bathroom. Lack of any singular intelligence among the group is implied.
See those girls in the mini-skirts huddled together by the bar? You can forget about 'em. Total rape cattle.
by ms.wolfgang February 16, 2011
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cattle guard

I used my "cattle guard" to pevent this fat bitch away from me.
by MrFreeman88 March 09, 2004
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cattle drive

The act of being naked and excited in a window, with many people outside to watch. Bonus points if assless chaps, real cowboys, or a branding iron are involved
We woke up and opened the blinds, but my girl pulled a cattle drive watching the sun come up.
by Camel drive June 11, 2017
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vax-cattle

also known as "branch covidians" are people (usually those with left-leaning political sensibilities) belonging to a neo-secular religious cult, who embrace the new religion of pathogen-fear-worship. These zealots worships at the altar of media-promoted and government-induced panic-porn. Characteristic traits include virtue-signaling their own worth and the worth of others based on the amount of fear that can be publicly exchanged within those respective social groups, where fear is exchanged as a form of social currency used to purchase, sell, broadcast, and extol the following: reverence, ego, rapport, faux-virtue, adoration and admiration.
Man, the media have become modern day televangelists for the vax-cattle.
by bobbysixkillr April 07, 2021
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cattle rancher

an alcoholic beverage containing any beer and A1 steaksauce. The drink is prepared by pouring a can of beer into a cup and A1 steaksauce into a shot glass. The shot glass is dropped into the cup then the drinker chugs it down.
A: What do you want to drink?

B: I'll have a cattle rancher

A: Wow your a badass
by Brian Brillian May 04, 2008
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