catium

A metaphorical opiate inhaled when you question whether your cat loves you as much as you do.

The effects of catium include, but are not limited to: extreme rationalizations for lack of affection portrayed by the cat or outlandish theories of humanizing the cat.

“Did you hear? Cats are just as affectionate as dogs!”
“Yes… and I hear you can play fetch with them too! Would you like some more catium?”

by jkim3213 September 15, 2022

CatJumpingOutsideAwindowToGetSomeFishAndChips

A cat jumping outside a window to get some fish and chips

Used to define a cat jumping outside a window to get food.

"Look! A CatJumpingOutsideAwindowToGetSomeFishAndChips !"

by SquirtlesBFF July 17, 2023

Catsurbation

When you find a cat that's super friendly but instead of letting you pet it, it happily rubs itself on everything, purring to high heavens, as if petting themselves and you just stand there talking to it.

"Does my kitty require a lot of attention? Nah, he's a catsurbation expert"

by J_Von_Viking August 19, 2024

Catsuit

Adjective/Adverb
Doing something in a way that reminds one of a cat in a suit pretending to be a person. A censured version of batshit.

He's adorable at the start, but then he goes catsuit insane.

by Adioaria June 10, 2024

Catstumble

A forward roll, usually performed by a child. Generally used in limerick city Ireland

He did a catstumble

by fish_kebab1 April 22, 2025

drunk catsup

a shot:

3 parts shitty vodka, 1 part store brand hot sauce

to be taken with an old friend, you must have at least 7 of these each, otherwise it's called, "two bloody vagina-saucers"

Me and my old friend from high school blacked out during a drunk catsup session last night; I don't remember a thing, we'll have to catch up again some other time.

by derpaderpalurkalurkaherca December 5, 2012