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Carson

They type of boy who has liked a girl for years but is too scared to ask her out while at the same time getting offended when someone memes her as if they're dating. This type of boy also stays home to nurse a headache and play games and jerk off. Also the kind of boy to talk about his trash job at a gym
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Carson

A person with a penis under 3 centimeters.
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Carson

damn that carson really built like a jew
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Carson

A total creep who’s usually a pedofile
Omg is that a Carson he must be a total creep
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Carson

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A gossip-hungry person who is still in love with a man who goes to her old school, but is starting to get bored with him so she resorts to juniors.
Man #1- I thought she still likes joe
Man #2- No she is hooking up with this junior now
Man #1- God, she is such a Carson
by dancingdonuts December 21, 2008
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Carson

Most of them are hoe's and get around with everybody. They think they are cute but really not. They have many friends but they talk behind there backs.
Carson is such a hoe
by Ashley Bundle July 19, 2017
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Carson

A cool ass guy who has light brown hair, brown eyes, 150lbs, and 5’ 7”. He has no fears. He loves to play COD (Call of Duty) and Fortnite. Every one loves Carson. He has a very big penis, and very wealthy. He loves weed and likes to hit a juul.
Dope Ass Person: “Carson is so fucking cool, and he’s super good at Fortnite!”
Carson: “Ohh Gosh guys don’t embrace me!”
by dickmaster35 January 8, 2018
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