carpenter

Someone who has a hammer, aka a big dick.

Girl 1: Dan is such a carpenter
Girl 2: Why is that?
Girl 1: He has a hammer!
Girl 2: A hammer?
Girl 1: Yeah, a big dick!!

by dudebrochillz May 21, 2011

The Carpenter

the act of wrapping sandpaper around your Penis and having sex with a woman

after i used the carpenter she was smooth as a pebble

by 07 Sr. Mens Swim November 28, 2007

Carpenter

A person who is a problem solver for a high class crime family, usually fixing said problems with the problem disappearing without a trace.

The carpenter mad Johnny the rat disappear.

by Stacy the Face February 28, 2011

Carpinteria

Carpinteria, California, sounds peaceful.
Marijuana, Booz
1) town where people get shorter every year
2) home of the noctorious CX3
3) home of the noctorious STD
4) home of the horrible L.O.G. ewww
5) secs include punks, surfers, the ampitheater gang, metal heads, outcast, and what not

6) CHS milk water USA

more carp quotes:

"thuglife"
"jukie"
"nehow"
"FAB"
"nigga"
"stupid asian"
"stupid mexican"
"jew"
"scrut"
"cliche"
"douche"
"domestead"
"pedofile"
"eeeee squirrel"
"how post are you?"
"legalize"
"balla"
"shoal head"
"get 'em"
"get your dome fool"
"(name) sports"
"beat bishop"
"school is gay"
" Z on that one"
"FTP"
"rager on saturday"

by Institutionalized January 22, 2005

Sabrina Carpenter

A gorgeous blue eyed beauty who released her third album Singular act 1 November 9,2018.She treats her fans just like family.Sabrina has made my life so much better and had helped me get through so much.If you love listening to meaning full songs her songs are there.Sabrina is the most beautiful person I've ever seen.

Someone:Do you listen to anyone else other than Sabrina Carpenter?
Me:No no one else.Why would I she's my whole life.

by Rowbrina/Rilaya shipper April 21, 2019

carpentry ninja

A carpentry ninja is one who approaches carpentry challenges with skill, determination, and problem solving. This is usually reflected in their speed, confidence, exceptional agility, and success at pretty much everything.

This bathroom remodel was definitely the work of a carpentry ninja...look at the clean cuts and consistency over here...

by carpentryninja1 November 27, 2011

carpentryhero

The most giving person you'll ever know, would repair your cabinets, deck, baseboards, doors, for an excuse to visit or beer and pizza

My dad is my CarpentryHero because he built shelving in the garage, we reminisced over my childhood as we loaded the shelves over a beer, I have my garage back :)

by WoodGod June 5, 2014