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Halanna Capri

noun
noun: Halanna Capri

“a female deity”

• Princess
“Her Royal Highness Princess Halanna Capri Of Capri Island”

• Aliases
“The American Princess” “CapriVibez” “Urban Goddess” “Valentine” “Magwayen” “Vicky Valentine” “Goddess of Water” “Goddess of Life and Death
Princess Halanna Capri, Her Royal Highness of the Capri Island In Italy, Rome. 🇮🇹

Halanna Capri is called The American Princess. 🇺🇸
Halanna Capri by Indie Artist Fan January 25, 2020
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Jordan Capri 

A porno star, The queen of cute, Jordan Capri was the Lightspeed girl who started it all. Known mostly for her sweet, innocent girl next door looks and girl on girl videos. Jordan, (real name Lori), captured the hearts and erections of thousands of hormone crazed men and women alike. At one time, she was the 2nd most googled name, right behind Sarah Michelle Gellar. Look for her on YouTube as "The real Lori Lolo."
Jordan Capri had the CUTEST LITTLE ASS!
Jordan Capri by Phillip Harass December 14, 2018

he capri 

Pants that are too short or shorts that are too long..on a man!
Look at that guy in the mandals and he capri's!
he capri by Smokeher July 21, 2006

Mercury Capri 

The first Capri was in the 1940's. It was Amerian.

In the 1960's and 70's Mercury imported a Capri made by Ford of Europe.

In 1979, and into the early 80's, the Mercury Capri was a slightly different looking version of the Ford Mustang.

In the 1990's Mercury used the Capri name on a Mazda based 2-seat convertible.
The Mustang based Mercury Capri was a great car, but it looked TOO MUCH like a Mustang. They both looked great, they just should have looked more DIFFERENT.

The 1967-69 Mercury Cougar was a PERFECT example of how to make a DIFFERENT looking Mustang for Mercury.

FORD: Why not give us a NEW Mercury Capri and a NEW Mercury Cougar. Make them Mustang-like, but, make the Capri a slightly smaller 2-seater, and the Cougar a slightly larger car with a REAL back seat. While your at it, we in the snowbelt/rustbelt could really use plastic bodies (no rust) and AWD (for winter traction).
Mercury Capri by Jeff Goven July 15, 2006

saras capri-sun vodkas 

saras capri-sun vodkas

A glorious drink originating from the outskirts of dalmilling (not to be consumed on weekdays) which is known for promising side effects such as rendering you a crying mess, convincing you everyone is married and most commonly theiving your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however (as if by magic) when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class stripper who will stop at nothing to embarrass themselves by twirling too much and being sick on ex colleagues.
Omg adamus I cant believe you gave them saras capri-sun vodkas again you know theyll be slutdropping to asda convinced theyll see kevin costner there then mourning the death Tobey Maguire as spiderman just like last time!

Oversized Capri-Sun 

The pouch of wine in boxed wine. Commonly found at your local supermarket and used by middle age women after the divorce. Also used by collage girls after a break-up.
Guy1: I found the reminisce of an oversized Capri-Sun next to my passed out ex
Guy2: what will you drink now
Guy1: I don’t know I could give water a try