The month when you give up drinking alcohol and replace it with cannabis because you are a caring loving person who cares about the the mental health effects on your friends and family when you stop drinking.
I'm giving up drinking for January but dont worry I am doing Cannabis Januais, Happy Cannabis Januais everyone!
by thebeerdd February 2, 2025
Get the Cannabis Januaismug. The misconception that the higher the percentage of THC a product has = the better it is.
Thus disregarding the significance of the ratio for THC:CBD, CBG, CBC etc.
Thus disregarding the significance of the ratio for THC:CBD, CBG, CBC etc.
Person 1: Just picked up this 1/8 of weed with 30% THC, tonight's party will be wild!
Person 2: BS! That's just cannabis capitalism.
1hr later...
Person 2: 911, yeah so my friend is bugging out in the fetal position and keeps telling everyone they're a lizard...what?...yep, another victim of cannabis capitalism.
Person 2: BS! That's just cannabis capitalism.
1hr later...
Person 2: 911, yeah so my friend is bugging out in the fetal position and keeps telling everyone they're a lizard...what?...yep, another victim of cannabis capitalism.
by MR333U555 September 6, 2023
Get the Cannabis Capitalismmug. by segfyuegfyugfug May 9, 2023
Get the jack cannabymug. Marijuana gummies that are sold at dispensaries across America. They take effect within 30 minutes to an hour. It's safer then smoking marijuana, but you get a better high.
I ate cannabis edibles at 420 and within an hour I was totally stoned out of my mind. I was high, had the munchies, and was totally horny. I saw 2001: A Space Odessey, Sesame Street: Bedtime Stories and Songs, and Heavy Metal. I listened to Revolution 9 by the Beatles, Incense and Peppermints by Strawberry Alarm clock, and White Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane. I had the munchies for Mexican food and Pizza with Coca Cola. I played River City Ransom in one setting on the Famicom Classic Mini. I had a big, stiff erection and jacked off to porno. Everything was far out man.
by Viscount Druitt April 13, 2024
Get the Cannabis Ediblesmug. by Lightskin jesus June 7, 2023
Get the cannabis babymug. The worst song ever created. Nobody knows how it was possible to conjure this horrible terrible dreadful horrendous frightful fearful awful terrible shockingly ugly hideous grim appalling... being? Creature? I don't know, should it even be classified as a song? I don't think so. 170 views, really? Pathetic. Give up. To Krillabis himself, know that listening to your "song" has ruined my life. I sit here every day, just waiting. Hoping. BEGGING for sweet release, because I just want it out of my life. Fuck you, Krillabis.
Brainwashed person: Hey have you heard of Krillabis to Cannabis? The song? It's amazing, you should listen to it. Krillabis til Cannabis is the best song ever made! It's
Other person: Uh, no, I haven't. Who has? It sounds horrible. I hate it just from the name.
Other person: Uh, no, I haven't. Who has? It sounds horrible. I hate it just from the name.
by Idkwhattowriteherehonestly April 7, 2025
Get the Krillabis til Cannabismug. A cannabis industry retail professional proficient in the areas of cannabis science, effects, methods of use, growth cycles, industry practices, history, and culture. Dedicated to selecting, interpreting, and presenting cannabis with knowledge, integrity, and care as to meet the needs of the consumer.
by ProfessorPipeDreamz November 10, 2025
Get the Cannabis Curatormug.