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calories

The energy that is in food or drinks.
"cant live with calories, cant live without calories."
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Calorie

You: “Dude, what’s a Calorie?”

Me (an educated guy): “Basically, it’s invisible food math.”
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calorie whore

someone who makes a conscious effort to count every calorie they consume in a day to the point where it becomes excessive.
Liv has become such a calorie whore.
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calories

tiny creatures that live in your closet and sow your clothes tighter and tighter every night
oh these calories are ruining all of my clothes!!
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calorie cloud

The act of burning calories and donating them to kids who need them most.
I totally calorie clouded that burger from lunch today when I went for an afternoon run.
by lukecycles May 19, 2017
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Empty Calories

A quarterback who puts up a lot of seemingly impressive stats, but rarely wins games, rendering his stats useless in the grand scheme of things.

Also applicable for stats put up when the team is down or up by a lot. AKA, not when a game is being determined.
Jay: I am so pumped for my team's new QB, we are going to air it out all season long.

Joel: Hmm, I don't know. All I see is a bunch of empty calories, he may be useless when it counts.

Jay: Ugh, he never wins big games, you are so right.
by Mike109999 March 21, 2022
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How you describe a proposed recreational activity to a girl to alleviate most of her "automatic" (i.e., uncertainties that would typically occur to her "right off the bat" whenever anything unfamiliar is suggested to her) concerns .
Telling a cutie that, "It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" when you wanna give her an "all over" massage is fine and dandy,. but how can you be so sure that this will all be true? I mean, just **you** try and "keep it in your pants" when you have a luscious-fleshed girl lying naked and submissive in front of you!
by QuacksO January 4, 2020
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