One who wears so much makeup not only to cover thier pocked and bedragled skin but to conceal who they are on the inside. It's a pathetic attempt to hide the real person within.
Judging from the amount of makeup on this girls face, I could say with certainty that she was a total Cake and I didn't even wanna think about the skeletons she had in her closet.
by starkravingmad November 20, 2004
verb: to become so exhausted or intoxicated that you fall asleep in the middle of a social event. There is a certain connotation of defeat; to cake is to fail to keep up with the mind and body punishing schedules of your peers. A shortening of the phrase driving the Hostess Twinkie truck, which has the same meaning.
by Meghan January 29, 2004
Largly meaning useless. Related to retarded or moronic happenings where one seems to have left their brain at home.
*Guy turns on blender without lid on*
Dude #2: Fucking cake bro!
*Osama bin laden forgets to change his privacy settings on facebook to private*
The White House: We have that cake bastard now!
*launches bombs on Islamabad*
Dude #2: Fucking cake bro!
*Osama bin laden forgets to change his privacy settings on facebook to private*
The White House: We have that cake bastard now!
*launches bombs on Islamabad*
by MrMeticulous May 25, 2011
by NotForrestGump June 06, 2013
A fat chick that thinks she's insainly pretty and brags about giving blow jobs to her brother's friends to little 7th grade girls and calls herself "experienced" instead of FAT WHORE. Besides being a spoiled brat, she is the type of girl that quickly turns her head if you yell "cake" in the hallway.
If she eats a cupcake she's eating babies.
If she eats a cupcake she's eating babies.
by fight agains baby eating cakes November 14, 2010
A slang term for the word Cack, which is a 'code-word' for Cock. Works great when talking in mixed company.
"I like chocolate cake the best..."
"You know what I wanna do right now? Eat some nice, hot cake"
"Oh I'll bake your cake!"
"You know what I wanna do right now? Eat some nice, hot cake"
"Oh I'll bake your cake!"
by Hoedy December 04, 2003