Cake

One who wears so much makeup not only to cover thier pocked and bedragled skin but to conceal who they are on the inside. It's a pathetic attempt to hide the real person within.
Judging from the amount of makeup on this girls face, I could say with certainty that she was a total Cake and I didn't even wanna think about the skeletons she had in her closet.
by starkravingmad November 20, 2004
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verb: to become so exhausted or intoxicated that you fall asleep in the middle of a social event. There is a certain connotation of defeat; to cake is to fail to keep up with the mind and body punishing schedules of your peers. A shortening of the phrase driving the Hostess Twinkie truck, which has the same meaning.
1. "Guys, I gotta go home, I'm about to cake."
2. "Oh, Eric's caked over there on the couch."
by Meghan January 29, 2004
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Largly meaning useless. Related to retarded or moronic happenings where one seems to have left their brain at home.
*Guy turns on blender without lid on*

Dude #2: Fucking cake bro!

*Osama bin laden forgets to change his privacy settings on facebook to private*

The White House: We have that cake bastard now!

*launches bombs on Islamabad*
by MrMeticulous May 25, 2011
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The source of both immense power and all evil. Only the bravest go cakeless.
I won't bow down to the evils of cake! I'M GOING CAKELESS!!!!
by NotForrestGump June 06, 2013
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by EdgeworthFucker July 01, 2011
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A fat chick that thinks she's insainly pretty and brags about giving blow jobs to her brother's friends to little 7th grade girls and calls herself "experienced" instead of FAT WHORE. Besides being a spoiled brat, she is the type of girl that quickly turns her head if you yell "cake" in the hallway.

If she eats a cupcake she's eating babies.
When you scream "CAKE" in the hallways, Kat W. will be the first to look
by fight agains baby eating cakes November 14, 2010
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A slang term for the word Cack, which is a 'code-word' for Cock. Works great when talking in mixed company.
"I like chocolate cake the best..."

"You know what I wanna do right now? Eat some nice, hot cake"

"Oh I'll bake your cake!"
by Hoedy December 04, 2003
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