Cubicle poolette

Scenario that occurs when Person A walks into a public or workplace toilet to find Person B washing their hands and the sound of a recently flushed toilet coming from one of multiple cubicles. Person A then has to decide which cubicle to choose, attempting to avoid the cubicle that has just been devastated by the bowel movements of Person B.

Should the person loose the resulting cubicle roulette or 'poolette', they will have to endure the strench, shit stains and/or poo fog left behind by the previous occupant for the duration of their own stool making.

Person 1: "Christ, I just lost a game of cubicle poolette in the work toilets. I feel sick."

Person 2: "Haha, could you taste the last guy's poo fog"

Person 1: "...what the fuck? No. What's wrong with you man?!"

by Kilgore Trout 86 June 19, 2013

cubicle cliff hanging

Climbing to the top of public toilet cubicle whilst door open an taking a dump

Hey guys $1 each to come watch Dan cubicle cliff hanging in the toilets

by bartlehunter86 July 15, 2016

cubicle kike

A person of jewish background who hides their identity and is usually confined to desk duty inside of a cubicle in Israel or abroad for the purpose of disseminating propaganda for the Zionist state.

The cubicle kike's aim is to distract others -- wherever there is free speech -- from talking about Zionist crimes by provoking people into focusing on racial themes (ie. black violence, "Islamists", liberal issues, 3rd world migration, etc) on all corners of the internet (news sites, youtube comments, twitter, discord, etc).

Look at the comments in this thread all focusing on everything except Israel, whole place is filled with cubicle kikes.

by TheCollegeGraduate December 22, 2025

Milford Cubicle

An armless character in episode three of the Salad Fingers flash movies. He chases Salad Fingers home after he steals Milford's "nettle carrier". Milford spends hours bashing his head against the door of Salad Fingers' before he dies. Salad Fingers gives the now deceased man the name Milford, and invites him in for a glass of milk. Milford's wears an apron which says "BBQ" on the front, and a nametag with three stars on it, that tells people he is Harry, and "happy to help"

I think I'll call you...Milford Cubicle.

by EnigmaticCoffeeCup November 14, 2004

small cubicle worker

Someone who is so distressed by the prospect of not being able to access their emails for a few minutes that they insist on emailing on their Blackberry while using the office toilets. Easily identified by the tell-tale sounds of the keypad and scroll wheel.

Garry's a really dedicated small cubicle worker. You always hear him tapping away in there.

by Cuddles McStig June 9, 2008

Safety Cubicle

An area to escape to in the workplace for a time out. This is typically required when you think your manager is looking for you, when fellow staff members are becoming more annoying than usual, or in its chronic form when you simply overhear your name being mentioned in casual conversation.
Usually the Safety Cubicle is located in the gents toilets where one can partake in some Twitter Shitter and hide that Fear Boner until the moment passes.

Officer X: Where's he just run off to?
Officer Y: Don't know.. Think I heard him muttering something about safety cubicle. I was too busy talking about some reality tv shit whilst surfing the desktop.
Officer X: He'd only just got in and sat down too.

by numlash October 9, 2016

Chronic Cubicle Syndrome

As defined by Dilbert (the Animated Series). Symptoms Include Blurred Vision, Muscle Joint Pain, Fatigue, Depression, and Hearing Loss. Patient will initially will Deny that they have it. If You think You have it, You have it.

I think He's a Zombie. No he's just been working alot. He's suffering from Chronic Cubicle Syndrome

by 5t4r October 3, 2011