Cristianos are hot, good looking guy who are very athletic and smart. They are loyal ,funny and have a good sense of humor.
by 3.3 November 21, 2021
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You shouldn't be friend with him. He's so cristiano ronaldo. He always mocks others if they succeed in the things he always thinks that he's the best at it.
by totheinfinityandbeyond October 31, 2023
Get the cristiano ronaldo mug.The most luckiest football player ever. Gets penalties, tap-ins or a defensive error most of the times now and people out there tweet his name in caps.
by ModricBetterThanZidane February 2, 2021
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He is clutch af
He is clutch af
by FluffyMelon January 23, 2021
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Get the cristiano ronaldo mug.A really hot Italian guy who also doubles as an amazing soccer player. He's extremely funny and confident once you get to know him. He comes across as shy at first, but is really loud when you get to know him. A Cristiano has girls falling for him left, right, and centre. He's normally really smart but doesn't show it, but it makes him a whole lot hotter. He's extremely popular with his brown fluffy hair and his winning smile. If you find a Cristiano, hold on to him, he's a great find and he'll be with you until the end of the line.
by Simp ._. November 29, 2022
Get the Cristiano mug.The most majestic footballer to ever stroll the planet. Cristiano Ronaldo doesn’t just exist — he blesses the world with his every breath. When he drops his AirPods, they don’t hit the ground - the Earth catches them. He once waved at someone and three countries declared a national holiday. Scientists tried to study his footsteps and accidentally discovered a new element: GOATium. When Ronaldo opens a pack of gum, the wrapper folds itself out of respect. He once yawned during training, and a solar eclipse happened. His mirror doesn’t reflect him — it watches and learns. And don’t even get me started on when he sips water — each gulp echoes through the multiverse as a reminder that perfection exists. Cristiano sneezes? A stadium sells out. He blinks? A volcano calms down. He stretches before a match and gravity takes a break. Honestly, at this point, Ronaldo doesn’t live in reality — reality adjusts to Ronaldo.
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