crimson falcon

When you fuck a girl on her period and she starts queefing

“Wicked crimson falcon babe!!”

by Doctor V-giner May 7, 2018

Crimson Brownie

When you have anal sex with a woman who is also on her period and she gives you a blowjob to finish.

She was super horny on during shark week. Gave her some anal and finished the deal with a Crimson Brownie.

by Arathion August 4, 2019

Crimson Mushroom

A "Crimson Mushroom" is given to an unsuspecting person by removing one's flaccid penis from one's trousers and slapping said penis across the cheek, forehead, eye socket or other impressionable area of the body (preferably the face) so as to cause a large, red, mushroom shaped outline on the recipient.

That Crimson Mushroom I gave to your sister could be heard for miles and seen for days.

by Crank Johnson August 12, 2008

crimson fart box

A crimson fart box occurs when a woman's rectum is bleeding from intense anal sex. She then farts on a mans face, producing blood spatter.

"Hey Sally, can you give me a crimson fart box?"

by taco12345678910 October 16, 2013

Crimson Flood

A punk/thrash band (Est 2002) settled in the little Suburb of Oyster Bay. Its original members were:

FooL - Lead Guitar/Backing Vocals
MoRPHiNe - Drums/Lead Vocals
Their was no bassist

MoRPHiNe was the song writer and played covers by Peter And The Test Tube Babies and a few of his own songs. Sadly the band never took off due to FooLs move to Washington. MoRPHiNe had awaited new members for a band but has found no one sick enough to take the part. MoRPHiNe left the band behind in the Summer of 2005 after FooLs departure.

Fact: The bands name was based off their thoughts on what would happen if you slashed someones head off.

Sam: Yeah...Crimson Floods done
Alex: You think MoRPHiNe still wants to jam?
Sam: Nah man...FooL and him were like brothers...besides...he can't bring back a band that never made it.

by MoRPHiNe December 29, 2006

Crimson Gusher

When a chick is on the rag, on her heaviest day, you begin by sodomizing her. At first very slowly, while giving her a reach-around and flicking her clit until she is almost ready to cum. You then pull out and drive home in her kooter, which should by all means ignite an orgasm on her part, thus tightening her kooter around your shaft and sending the back pressure of her juices, and I do mean all of them at this point back upon your shaft, thighs and balls. This is known as the classic Crimson Gusher.

"So Dude ... I was banging your mom last night when she gave me a crimson gusher."

by Captain Hungwell May 3, 2004

crimson switch

The act of replacing one's fingers in a woman's vagina with one's member into said woman's vagina.

Mike: How'd things go last night with that sea cow from the bar?
Jimmy: Excellent, turned off the lights, commenced fingerblasting, then threw in the crimson switch.
Mike: That's deplorable.

Camille: That is NOT your finger!

by know13dge May 27, 2010